Tuesday, October 10, 2006

heffalump rump

too much information:

[17:06] axxxxxxxxx: Results 1 - 10 of about 106 for be patient with Stoudemire to avoid another Hardaway. (0.44 seconds)
[17:07] mxxxxxx: my worst fear at this point
[17:07] axxxxxxxxx: my worst fear is elephant rape
[17:07] axxxxxxxxx: young male elephants in Pilanesberg National Park and the Hluhluwe-Umfolozi Game Reserve in South Africa have been raping and killing rhinoceroses; this abnormal behavior, according to a 2001 study in the journal Pachyderm, has been reported in ‘‘a number of reserves’’ in the region. In July of last year, officials in Pilanesberg shot three young male elephants who were responsible for the killings of 63 rhinos, as well as attacks on people in safari vehicles.
[17:07] mxxxxxx: ha

1 comment:

rut roh said...

A nervous wreck of a guy goes to the doctors and worriedly says, "Doctor, I've been buggered by an elephant."
The doctor examines the guy, his ass is a full on goatse, about a foot wide.
"My god man, how did this happen?"

"Well I was on a safari" cried the patient, "and went for a crap behind a tree, when a bull elephant snuck up behind me, trapped me there, and raped me."

"Why that's awful" the doctor replied. "Just out of curiousity, I know for a fact that an elephants penis is only around 5 inches in girth, yet your anus seems to have been stretched a lot more than that"

"Yes, well he fingered me first".