Tuesday, December 27, 2011

IS PRONOUNCED ASSKITBALL


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Thursday, October 20, 2011

the fritzing goes on even if the posting is anemic

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Sunday, September 11, 2011

now moar then evar

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

IS END OF TEH WORLD

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Friday, August 19, 2011

I BLEVE U HEARD ME

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U READ HEAR 1ST


IS NOT INDE ROK IS GEN EX

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SRSLY PPL GET WITH IT.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

it begins

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

but they totally do


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Thursday, June 23, 2011

back atcha!


Tuesday, April 19, 2011

new original laszlo toths

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Monday, April 18, 2011

U TAKLING @ ME?

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Friday, April 15, 2011

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

where did u go


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Friday, April 01, 2011

unreality television


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Friday, March 25, 2011

what is up with that chicken manifesto?

forwarded from colleague BRAD NEWS a pamphlet that seems it must have been listening all along. who even has a mimeograph machine anyway? and leave the 'fritz out of your crypto-Maoist revolutionary council planning, buddy! goddam cocky rooster bully shits. presented in the public interest, if you see anyone perpetrating the below ideals, apprise them of how they have failed society.

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ALL RISE NOW
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la two legged animal with feathers,
"this is Plato's man!"

Add to that list poison buy rating and a 26% increase in egg laying. Time is now for chicken.

A healthy supply of chicken, cat, and superior performance that we expect now strongly.



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Location. LOCATION LOCATION


The current status of a HISTORICAL CYCLE of the CHICKEN
considered as a DOWNHILL SHIBBOLETH

(BAWK)

SIC SIEMPRE TYRANYLASORDA FURTHERMORE

Poison! the perfect time to buy -- during the last four Sessions since 1995, as a result, by 96 percentage points the "average" annual return. A few stayed behind. Hidden, waiting for the day when they may be needed. the beat ? the shake? the bake? does it not incense? of what is import?

Location. LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION


Restrictions on the production of Concentrated Stocks and take care to stuffing my eggs

Sufficient safety margin is paid, but we believe that this MISSING THE POINT:;;;;;;;:

industrial CHICKENISM FTW


Heaven is like an egg, right? and earth is respectful like the yolk of the egg.

Constant is Reduced enough, the edge of the CONSTANTLY moving Tightening OF the capital needs - give us some CONFIDENCE in the data points.

At the top (BACK TO THE TOP), and we DO NOT SEE ANY REASON why this time will be different.

(BK BK BK BK BUK BK BK BK BUK BK BWKAAAAK)



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Long have we been maligned, beheaded, plucked, stuffed, broiled tacoed fricasseed baked.

THE PROCESS IS UNDERWAY:

(1) brothers! Flux on track to decline by 3% -4%, The next year, and we do not expect more cat,
(2) Broiler: It is expected that at least the THE MIDDLE TALON OF ONE CHICKENHAND HIGH, IN THE MIDDLE 2012 the election cycle =PERMANERTLY DISPLACEMENETED, and…
(3) and the CURVED NEGATIVE INVENTORIES.


Improvement in the Prices of chicken - the CHICKEN IS VERY TRES MUCHO MAS FLEXIBLE so that even a modest Road Crossing crumped make sky fall. FALL ON ENEMY.



#$#$#$#$#$%^%^%^%^^!@!@!@!#$#$#$#$

THE MAJOR RISKS

Despite the high can drive a power Outage. We have more than 15% of the projected BUK BK BK BUK BK BK BUK BUCKAAAKC dovnside risk and the higher surplus in the continuous corn and chicken corn for POISON

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AND TEH CAPON ROSE TEH DAY PROPHECY WAS SHART….

IT SAYEF:

“IN TEH WEST WILL RISE A WARIER KING

HE SHALL ORDER U GET OFF TEH BEACH IN DANGER

U DONT WANT 2 KNOW WHAT HAPEN SRSL'''


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LO: I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, that's how we gather a chicken.


GO FORTH NOW
CENTRL CMMITTEE BKLYN CHCKN ORG NAHMENE

Friday, March 18, 2011

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Friday, February 18, 2011

wait that guys in charge of what now?



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Thursday, February 10, 2011

POWER RANKINGS



1) super strength
2) invulnerability
3) fire control
4) flight
5) invisibility

Friday, January 28, 2011

then I give them to the world


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Friday, January 07, 2011