Wednesday, December 22, 2010

A MERRYS FOR ALL

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IN THOSE DAYS TEHRE WENT OUTA DECREE FROM CAESAR NIBBLES THAT ALL TEH WORLD SHD B SPAYED

JINGLE JINGLE

DON WORRE THEY PROBIBLY DONT BITE

SO YO LO IT IS TEH RETRIEVER OF THE LORD

AND A POMERANIAN SHALL B BORN 2 THEM

3 WISE MENS BEARING A FRISBEE, A LEESH AND ALPO

HAVE U ACCEPTED BABY POMERANIAN JESUS IN YR HAERT HAVE U WALKED HE AT LEAST 1NC A DAY? THOU SHALT WAKL NO OTHER DOGS BEFORE ME

WE LIFT OUR BACK LEG IN HONOR OF TEH NOO MESSIAH

PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR CANINE CAGANER

HAVE A KILLER XMAS, FROM BRADS NEW DOG FARM

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

incapable of driving fifty five



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the TSA ball peeker: can it find a tumor in me?
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Saturday, November 13, 2010

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

sweep the notion


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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Thursday, September 23, 2010

youtuberstars are back





Thursday, September 16, 2010

without a dope fritz to step to


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Sunday, May 16, 2010

executive focus



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Thursday, May 06, 2010

is this the end of googlefritz?



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reasonable clown query


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Wednesday, April 07, 2010

he's trying the eggs!

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Friday, March 19, 2010

press 1 to redial


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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Neither the songwriter nor St. Patrick were Irish - DISCUSS



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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

BEST OSCARS EVAR


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Friday, March 12, 2010

low hanging musical fruits

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Tuesday, March 09, 2010

can I get a did you mean





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Monday, March 01, 2010

WHAT HOLDS US BACK IS A NATION OF BILLIONS



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Friday, February 12, 2010

concise yet poetic expressions of disdain


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Saturday, February 06, 2010

the googlefritz guide to style












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Sunday, January 31, 2010

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IN WHICH A MYSTERY IS SOVLED


SURP PERPS BRADCASTIN AT YA -- WHILE TEH CATS' AWAY THE BLOG HITS PAYDAY-- THE SHERLCK HOLMES OF THE GAYLORD WHITEMAN HOMES HAS PEREFORMED TEH DIAGNOSTIC AND IT CLOSE TO THE ROOT OF TEH GRAET BLOG MYSTERY WHY ARE HALF THE HITS FROM IMGS.GOOG AND DO TEHY RESPECT THE CONTENT OR IN SEARCH OF CHEAP THRILLS.?

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ALSO NOTE THAT AUG 2007 WHICH IS #1 GOOGLEFRITZ PAGE ALL TIME ALSO CONTAINS A CLASSIC POLITICAL POSTING TAHT REPRESENTS TEH HIGHEST STANDARDS OF PUPLIC JOURNALOISM AND LEVELHANDED MORALS LETS HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR Key Demographic Splinter Groups


OBSERVE : LOKING AT THE IMAGE NAMES OF TAHT MONTH WAS THE BRAEKTHROGH:
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THOUGHT IT WAS TEH TOGAS BUT I AM NOT ENTIRE SURE OF WAHT THE DATA SET SUGGESTS MAYBE I'D PUT IT OUT OUT THERE CROWDSUROCE THE ROWING OF DUCKS NOAM HUSSEIN? TEH IMPLICATIONS FOR SAERCH ENGINE OPMITIZATION ARE BOUNDLESS EXPECT CHANGES BIG CHANGES TO COME I.E. MEMO TO SELF RENAME ALL HTE GRAPHICS AS IF A GIGGLING CHILD

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ALSOSIDEBAR : NEW SHERLOCK HLOMES IS PRETTY RAD BUT TEH KEY IS AS AWLAYS LOW XPECTAIONS GET SOMEONE TO TELL U IT SI=UCKS BEFORE U WATCH IT IS ALL

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ALSOFRITZ : Results 1 - 8 of 8 for "EVERYBODY MUST GET PWNED".. (0.31 seconds)

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ALSOEXHORT : I WUOLD ENCOURAGE MY COLLEAGUES WHO LURK BEHIND TEH CUT AND PASTE TO EMERGE AS FILLY FLEDGED PERSONAS WHIT EDITORIAL VOICE. I AM TALKING IN PRATICULAR TO : THE SPIRIT OF NOSTALGIA, TEH MASKED INDIEROCKER A.K.A. T.M.I., HIPPIE HATER, NACHO_BIDNESS, C.P.R. A.K.A. THE COCKPUNCHING ROBOT, RENEGADE ARBORIST, RBK2F, THE FANTASY PLAYERS, YACHTROCKER, AND DAVE SCHECK

CALLIN U OUT ::[];; YOU CANT SPELL COLLECTIVE W/O I'VE