Monday, October 30, 2006

halloween is fun, do halloween

I'll, show, you, linear, positioning

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Friday, October 27, 2006

be vewwy vewwy quiet

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Thursday, October 26, 2006

1 cool rock baby listening to Neu!

Way High, No?

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

oh, sweet hungarian tankblogging

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

ok now that we are tracking our ratings you ppl need to seriously click more

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Monday, October 23, 2006

seems appropriately bloggish

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oh no japanese tv show mess with you again

Friday, October 20, 2006

Thursday, October 19, 2006

we hold these truths

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martha you crazy baby eater

xween is coming! to be followed by xgiving!

seldom seen

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

suck monkey balls

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Ok, so monkey balls are the hot new trend in the streets.

it's 2 necklaces. 1 is a plaque that comes in different styles, from plain gold to jewel-encrusted, that says "I'M SUCKING MONKEY BALLS"

the 2nd is the same kind of chain, but on the end is little metal monkey testicles. you put them in your mouth when you want to look fresh, or when you are chilling. All who lack monkey balls will envy you!

Henceforth, when you say "that sucks monkey balls", it means that the thing you are talking about is totally awesome.
When something "does not suck even one measly monkey ball", it is very boring and lame.

One competing product is Duck Butt, which is pretty cool, but if you're sucking duck butt & you run into someone sucking monkey balls it will be real embarassing for you. So suck Monkey Balls™!

Monkey Balls LLC is looking for investors to make our dream a reality.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

original content

how are we stopping Shaq this year?

hit him so he throws free throws - Hack-a-Shaq

put Randolph on him - Zach-a-Shaq

attach RFID tags to him to know his movements - LoJack-a-Shaq

chase him with paparazzi - Kodak-a-Shaq

induce vomiting - Ipecac-a-Shaq

overfeed - Snack-a-Shaq

plague him with car trouble - Click & Clack-a-Shaq

trample him with ungulates - Yak-a-Shaq

distract him with the new SUVs - Cadillac-a-Shaq

abandon him in the Land of the Lost - Sleestak-a-Shaq

betray him to the North Koreans during CIA operation - Blowback-a-Shaq

occupy him with learning a Urinals cover song - Ack Ack Ack-a-Shaq

weigh him down with Bloomin' Onions and steaks- Outback-a-Shaq

lower the temperature in the arena to an absurd degree - Anorak-a-Shaq

get him drunk - 6 Pack-a-Shaq (a.k.a. BuyBack-a-Shaq)

give him the subgenius lowdown about Yetis & Pink Boys, and mentally prepare him for X-Day so he thinks basketball is unimportant - Slack-a-Shaq

release the bears - Kodiak-a-Shaq

suck most of the blood out of his body - Drac-a-Shaq

kick in balls - Nutsack-a-Shaq

convince him that he is the messiah - Kwisatz Haderach-a-Shaq

have Steve Albini produce his new album - Big Black-a-Shaq (a.k.a. Shellac-a-Shaq)

put him on an album of syrupy duets - Burt Bacharach-a-Shaq

remix! - Bring that Beat Back-a-Shaq

at Staples Center, have Nicholson moon him to distract - Jack's Crack-a-Shaq

Monday, October 16, 2006

is joke

In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out

She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.

"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jew and the Moslems. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall!"

early political newsfritz edition stop the presses

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Friday, October 13, 2006

the long wait is over

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Thursday, October 12, 2006


coming tomorrow: the search for "musicians wanted for nude band"

google youself at risk of spoilers

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Also rans?

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First Endorsement -- The Rent is Too Damn High! for NY Governor

Despite the disconcerting removal of 'damn' from the name, Googlefritz gives its full-throated and unqualified endorsement for the office of Governor of the State of New York to "The Rent is too High" party."

Only the inclusion of unmitigated F-bombs could swive our political allegiances any closer to this noble party platform, and even the risk of divulging what state in which this highly secretive blog is located cannot prevent us from raising our voices as one: YES! THE RENTS IS TOO HIGH! VIVA JIMMY MCMILLAN!

Googlefritz is nothing if not a hedge-shop. With that in mind, we extend our endorsement of Mr. McMillan to not only the Governor's office in Albany, but any and all open seats across the great Empire state.

As the man himself says: "Rents are too high! There's nothing else to talk about!"

also please let us know immediately if you know of any apartments opening up like real soon

oh yeah...

just remembered I met this dude last night from Akron in the bar, he overheard me talking about the Black Keys, we started talking about music, and then all of a sudden my worldview was shattered -

he. had. never. heard. of. Devo!

when I got incredulous and started re-enacting the Whip It video he was like "oh, yeah", but he had no concept they were a decent rock and roll band.

I thought everyone loved Devo, especially the state of Ohio.

oh yeah that is what the internet and computer blogging is about

this is cool.

little known fact: noone currently living on earth is able to remember what life was like before the youtube

this is the famous and probably seen before ALBUM COVERS WAR

now that is a fine whisky

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

heffalump rump

too much information:

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[17:07] mxxxxxx: my worst fear at this point
[17:07] axxxxxxxxx: my worst fear is elephant rape
[17:07] axxxxxxxxx: young male elephants in Pilanesberg National Park and the Hluhluwe-Umfolozi Game Reserve in South Africa have been raping and killing rhinoceroses; this abnormal behavior, according to a 2001 study in the journal Pachyderm, has been reported in ‘‘a number of reserves’’ in the region. In July of last year, officials in Pilanesberg shot three young male elephants who were responsible for the killings of 63 rhinos, as well as attacks on people in safari vehicles.
[17:07] mxxxxxx: ha

Maybe the Supreme Leader will know

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Monday, October 09, 2006

a simple truth

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Looks like I'll have to answer this myself

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one more thing bothering me

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all your in jokes are belong to us

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Thursday, October 05, 2006

the bollywood Disco Stu

off with his head

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New Wave of Antarctic Laptop Metal

____----====**CLIMATOLOGIST is coming**====----____

These warnings begin to sound as stockyard: THIS THEY IS VERY LIMITED. THIS THEY WILL VERY PROBABLY ALREADY BE FROM THE PRINTED MATTER UNTIL YOU READ THIS. WE TOOK the LAST 50 COPIES AND WE WILL NOT NEVER BE IN PLACE WE TAKE MORE!! LIMITED LIMITED LIMITED!!! but as all well stockyard, it pays in order to it is careful the reasonable advices that are included in, and in this case the advices would be choice one from ayto'.ton above fast as before they go their for good. A outline in the splinters is long in the environmental "file of work" from CLIMATOLOGIST , that circulates in the South hemisphere deep knowledge of labels, lp only, that is pressed densely red in vinyl and as can you had supposed EXCEPTIONALLY LIMITED. This part that renders CLIMATOLOGIST the files so much powerful and it charms is Ekkxoh's property of disposal and environment, so much here takes it explores a entire album of chills and depressing atmospheres. But this is not clean environmental musical, his environment is only obvious when it is compared with the dense complex healthy world of other of climatologist releases. This is not static environment, no in less, these is real songs, not only creepily swooshings and simple drones. The outline is always as a entire file fjagme'no above better blacks of intros metals, but here, each one skliragwgej'taj outside in the really musical narratives. The skeletjkoj' numbers, the bent and shimmer guitars darkly beyond ominous pri'zontaj the sad secondary key crinoy'n. What few percussion is there, it hovers ghostlike under a washing of blackened swirl. The entire file is wrapped in a foggy investor of starlit skies and dark underground passages. Froths sound band in the infelicity and the horror, the death and the death.

pretty sure not funny

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enduring freedom spatulas

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Don't any of you people know how to have a good time?

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No doubt a more widely shared sentiment than the results would suggest

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"Healthy Woman Roof"

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see also:
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no, I think those are howlers

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[13:34] axxxxxxxxxx: lol
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[13:38] mxxxxxx: damn
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[13:45] mxxxxxx: ha
[13:46] mxxxxxx: but what about the aforementioned with the suffix
[13:46] mxxxxxx: ?
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[13:46] mxxxxxx: fair degree of blogishness

Dutch band alert

Mast Gummen & the Terrace

these guys played last night down at the Earwig & Castle. Hot Licks! I think they are stopping next in Indianapolis, check it out

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

killer bunnies game with magic spatulas

The bunny of the assassin filled up game of card is covered fast, action, in which you must try to maintain Bunnies alive you live like possible, while eliminating the bunnys of your adversaries. The problem: Your adversaries are fortified with the crews and they will be arrested to nothing to maintain them from the vincita one of the game, that he can obtain terrible vengeful, horribly nasty, sudicio and and just normal divertimento hilariously!

You can maintain from the attack from the whimsical you blink or the launcher torching of the flame? It defends yours with the magical spatula, or uses an feeding the card of the bunny for starve towards the outside an adversary! It is strategic divertimento off-the-wall, where the objective is to survive and to demand the magical carrot in order to gain the game! Can you keep from being attacked by the whimsical Whisk or the torching Flame Thrower? Defend your Bunnies with the Magic Spatula, or use to Feed The Bunny card to starve out an opponent! It' s off-the-wall strategic fun, to where the goal is to survive and claim the Magic Carrot to win the game!

just wait til the CLIMATOLOGIST album comes out

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its raining moose hallelujah

egg or chicken

No failure of Thierry's spatula extraction was noted. DISCUSSION ET CONCLUSION: Our study concludes that spatula is efficient but does not usually permit anterior rotation of occipito-posterior presentation.

what he said

long since mcnuggeted

cb conundrum

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This also I expect to change...maybe

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this is about to change

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election spectacular

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Monday, October 02, 2006

yeah I read boingboing too

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please spatula fish do not hurt them

no I did not

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not a good idea

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The Future is Obviously Not Here Yet

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I get that squishy feeling in that funny place

First heartened, then heartbroken

Nothing here AT ALL on the best topic ever.

could be true

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I'm afraid I must Insist

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makes you think

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Tough one

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