Thursday, April 30, 2009

keeps on fritzing along


Results 1 - 10 of about 2,750 for "party like it's $19.99". (0.27 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 307 for "amish iphone". (0.27 seconds)

Results 1 - 3 of 3 for "is this my ass or a hole in the ground?". (0.18 seconds)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "I am unaware of the internet". (0.31 seconds)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "thanks for waterboarding me". (0.38 seconds)

Your search - "MOAR LIKE FAUXBAMA AMIRITE?" - did not match any documents.

No results found for "fairy godflesh".


...in other news, our colleague Brad News has begun tweeting. This changes everything.

Friday, April 24, 2009

CHECK THIS SHIOT OUT


WAHT IS UP MY HOT TATTOED KOREAN GRILFREND NOT ANSWER IPHONE WTF

WARE HAVE U GOEN? MEANTIME CHECKITOT THE NEW YOTUBERSTAR:


SHE WAS RLY SICK SO I AM WORRIET

PLUS I GEV HER MY RENT MONIES

HAI WATE WHERE ARE MY KEES?

I AM SUER IT WILL BE OK

YEAH I'LL JUST WATE ON MY STEP TILL SHE COMES HOAM

FRIST BOARN TO BE NAMED AMIRITE NEWS

WHY SHE FRLIRT ON THIS GUY?

HEY! JoE TEH PLUMBER RUUULLLLEEEZZZZZZ

Friday, April 17, 2009

WAHT A WEEK IT WAS



Results 1 - 10 of about 2,800 for "teabag this!". (0.24 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 104 for "FML? FYL!". (0.21 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 213 for "Bilbo Teabaggins". (0.39 seconds)

No results found for "I'm sending my senator arabian goggles".


"Teabagging" is by my definition the act of dragging your testicles across your partner's forehead. In the UK it is dipping your testicles in your partner's mouth. I didn't invent the term or the act but DID introduce it to film in my movie "Pecker." "Teabagging" was a popular dance step that male go-go boys did to their customers for tips at The Atlantis, a now defunct bar in Baltimore. Hope this helps. -- John Waters

Monday, April 13, 2009

randomly recent results on a monday





Results 1 - 10 of about 285,000 for "walk of shame". (0.26 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 5,680 for "stride of pride". (0.41 seconds)


Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "klu klux klezmer". (0.48 seconds)

Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "broccoli rapist". (0.29 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,170,000 for NOBEL PRIZE FOR BALLS. (0.26 seconds)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "beggars can't be juicers". (0.20 seconds)

No results found for "there is but one G-d, and Mohammed is his financial analyst"

Results 1 - 3 of 3 for "my other car is half a bottle of whiskey". (0.48 seconds)

No results found for "I like my President like I like my coffee.... TOTALLY FUCKIN' SWEET.".

Results 1 - 10 of about 530 for "#000000 is the new black". (0.28 seconds)


Results 1 - 3 of 3 for "god is my co-star". (0.54 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 225 for "god is my co-dependent". (0.84 seconds)

No results found for "god is my cosine".

No results found for "god is my codeine".

Results 1 - 2 of about 0 for "god is my co-defendent". (0.34 seconds)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "god is my bombardier". (0.57 seconds)


Results 1 - 4 of 4 for "misery loves good looking company". (0.52 seconds)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "indie rock bailout". (0.26 seconds)


No results found for "they're giving janjaweed a bad name".

No results found for "he's the fake me on twitter".

Your search - "Cleanly Deeds Done for Adequate Recompense" - did not match any documents.






Friday, April 03, 2009

youtuberstars of enhanced footwear scrutiny WITH BONUS BLZ






Results 1 - 1 of 1 for eschewbaca. (0.17 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "It's alright to smoke crack". (0.42 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "utica is cool". (0.44 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "tighty fighties". (0.16 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "it's fun to create jobs". (0.47 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "WHEN GOOGLE IS OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL GOOGLE". (1.30 seconds)


Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Happy April Fools






Results 1
- 10 of about 141 for "look! it's joe the plumber". (0.92 seconds)