Friday, November 30, 2007

YouTuberStar All About The Snark



We at Googlefritz blush at our tardiness in discovering this beauty. In our defense, we can say it was worth holding out for comments as good as these.

YouTuberstar of the week, Salut!

TheSnareBeast (2 days ago)
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That little girl is so disgusted to be on the boat with him.
DarthSchwartz (1 week ago)
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The new definition of PIMP!!!
gsp1179 (1 week ago)
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The dutch were cryogenically frozen in the 80's and were all recently un-thawed apparently.

Listen to those stupid cheesy synths
RikBooker (1 week ago)
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This explains a hell of a lot about the Dutch really. I have visions of being forced to lay beneath a glass-top table and this little Eric Cartman chap doin' his groove thang...
SirLoin1987 (1 week ago)
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Best Shit ever ! Please Poop on my chest!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

the cutthroat world of cheez biznis






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Your search - "no idea where the cheese went" - did not match any documents.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Can I Second That?

We hope your holiday was better than the Results suggest.

Your search - "Whiskey Biennial" - did not match any documents.

Amen.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Thanks for the Results


Results 1 - 10 of about 1,750 for angstgiving. (0.43 seconds)

Results 1 - 7 of 7 for "Whitey Biennial". (0.27 seconds)

Your search - "Bris Bristofferson" - did not match any documents.










Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Gov. Huckabee Gains Key Endorsement

What -- or who -- is next? Well-placed sources in both D.C. and several GOP campaigns tell Gfrtiz, that Gov. Romney is furiously courting the remaining influential retired-pro-wrestler lobby, many of which have already fled to the former Governor of Arkansas.

Your search - "retired pro-wrestlers for Romney" - did not match any documents.

As you can see, it's not working too well so far.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Told You So


Results 1 - 3 of 3 for "Bad Company's vastly superior". (0.15 seconds)

previously

Friday, November 16, 2007

Scooby-Doo's Favorite NBA Coaches


1) Reff Ran Rundy


2) Raurice Reeks


3) Rott Riles


4) Rat Riley


5) Ran Ran Rundy


6) Ravery Rohnson


7) Regg Ropovitch


8) Roc Rivers


9) Ron Relson


10) P.J. Carlesimo

YouTuberStar of the Week!

what can be said about a classic?
when we here at googlefritz headquarters heard this mighty R&B styling, any & all contenders were out of the race like THAT. (I just snapped my fingers.)
feel the love.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

birds have rights



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Previously Undisclosed Pwnage


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Your search - "I'm a gun pwner, and I vote" - did not match any documents.

Results 1 - 7 of 7 for "Pwncho Villa". (0.82 seconds)

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Monday, November 12, 2007

True Then, Wrong Now.


Your search - "Bad Company's vastly superior spatula collection" - did not match any documents.

Your search - "Bad Company's vastly superior grasp of pre-soviet military history" - did not match any documents.

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Friday, November 09, 2007

Hello, Youtuberstar!

Continuing the the recent Googlefritz trend of mashing music and new dance, we salute the Youtuberstar of the Week (YOW) and provide the following without further comment.

popular delusiables and the madness of crowds



Tuesday, November 06, 2007

what are we googling today


Your search - "hessian autobiography" - did not match any documents.

Results 1 - 10 of about 120,000 for note to self: punch own balls after supper. (0.22 seconds)

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Personalized Results 1 - 10 of about 803,000 for it's like having a license to fuck people for money. (0.18 seconds)

Friday, November 02, 2007

YouTuberStar of the Week!



This week's Youth Uber Star is an up-and-coming young artist from France, or Belgium, or something, and gives her unique take on the Kobaiian stylings of prog greats MAGMA. Rock on, Jade!

Dream Jobs 2008



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Your search - "Bela Lugosi Impersonator blogging"
- did not match any documents.