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Ok, so monkey balls are the hot new trend in the streets.

it's 2 necklaces. 1 is a plaque that comes in different styles, from plain gold to jewel-encrusted, that says "I'M SUCKING MONKEY BALLS"

the 2nd is the same kind of chain, but on the end is little metal monkey testicles. you put them in your mouth when you want to look fresh, or when you are chilling. All who lack monkey balls will envy you!

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how are we stopping Shaq this year?

hit him so he throws free throws - Hack-a-Shaq

put Randolph on him - Zach-a-Shaq

attach RFID tags to him to know his movements - LoJack-a-Shaq

chase him with paparazzi - Kodak-a-Shaq

induce vomiting - Ipecac-a-Shaq

overfeed - Snack-a-Shaq

plague him with car trouble - Click & Clack-a-Shaq

trample him with ungulates - Yak-a-Shaq

distract him with the new SUVs - Cadillac-a-Shaq

abandon him in the Land of the Lost - Sleestak-a-Shaq

betray him to the North Koreans during CIA operation - Blowback-a-Shaq

occupy him with learning a Urinals cover song - Ack Ack Ack-a-Shaq

weigh him down with Bloomin' Onions and steaks- Outback-a-Shaq

lower the temperature in the arena to an absurd degree - Anorak-a-Shaq

get him drunk - 6 Pack-a-Shaq (a.k.a. BuyBack-a-Shaq)

give him the subgenius lowdown about Yetis & Pink Boys, and mentally prepare him for X-Day so he thinks basketball is unimportant - Slack-a-Shaq

release the bears - Kodiak-a-Shaq

suck most of the blood out of his body - Drac-a-Shaq

kick in balls - Nutsack-a-Shaq

convince him that he is the messiah - Kwisatz Haderach-a-Shaq

have Steve Albini produce his new album - Big Black-a-Shaq (a.k.a. Shellac-a-Shaq)

put him on an album of syrupy duets - Burt Bacharach-a-Shaq

remix! - Bring that Beat Back-a-Shaq

at Staples Center, have Nicholson moon him to distract - Jack's Crack-a-Shaq

is joke

In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out

She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.

"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jew and the Moslems. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall!"

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First Endorsement -- The Rent is Too Damn High! for NY Governor

Despite the disconcerting removal of 'damn' from the name, Googlefritz gives its full-throated and unqualified endorsement for the office of Governor of the State of New York to "The Rent is too High" party."

Only the inclusion of unmitigated F-bombs could swive our political allegiances any closer to this noble party platform, and even the risk of divulging what state in which this highly secretive blog is located cannot prevent us from raising our voices as one: YES! THE RENTS IS TOO HIGH! VIVA JIMMY MCMILLAN!

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oh yeah...

just remembered I met this dude last night from Akron in the bar, he overheard me talking about the Black Keys, we started talking about music, and then all of a sudden my worldview was shattered -

he. had. never. heard. of. Devo!

when I got incredulous and started re-enacting the Whip It video he was like "oh, yeah", but he had no concept they were a decent rock and roll band.

I thought everyone loved Devo, especially the state of Ohio.

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little known fact: noone currently living on earth is able to remember what life was like before the youtube


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[17:07] axxxxxxxxx: my worst fear is elephant rape
[17:07] axxxxxxxxx: young male elephants in Pilanesberg National Park and the Hluhluwe-Umfolozi Game Reserve in South Africa have been raping and killing rhinoceroses; this abnormal behavior, according to a 2001 study in the journal Pachyderm, has been reported in ‘‘a number of reserves’’ in the region. In July of last year, officials in Pilanesberg shot three young male elephants who were responsible for the killings of 63 rhinos, as well as attacks on people in safari vehicles.
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Maybe the Supreme Leader will know

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Dutch band alert

Mast Gummen & the Terrace

these guys played last night down at the Earwig & Castle. Hot Licks! I think they are stopping next in Indianapolis, check it out

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just wait til the CLIMATOLOGIST album comes out

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