Monday, December 24, 2007

Solidarity!

How Are We Undermining The Corporatist MAN This Holiday Season?

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

question of the person of the year of the magazine


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Monday, December 17, 2007

My Favorite Scottish Whiskeys, by Elmer Fudd


1) Wagavuwin
2) Gwenwivet
3) Wafwoig (I wuv the peat!)
4) Johnny Wawkew Wed, on the Wocks
5) Bwuichwaddich

Friday, December 14, 2007

youtuberstar is ponk ronk




Tyvek is actual cool dirgeful band of detroit who should be super big in 5 minutes.
high volume warning is in effect.

Monday, December 10, 2007

surprising lack of retort



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Friday, December 07, 2007

Tis the Season



YoutuberStar of the Week, Salut!

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

More Punk is Not Possible



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Monday, December 03, 2007

more dance lessons


the soulja boy



zydeco kitchen style



moshing kitchen style

newsworthy


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Friday, November 30, 2007

YouTuberStar All About The Snark



We at Googlefritz blush at our tardiness in discovering this beauty. In our defense, we can say it was worth holding out for comments as good as these.

YouTuberstar of the week, Salut!

TheSnareBeast (2 days ago)
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That little girl is so disgusted to be on the boat with him.
DarthSchwartz (1 week ago)
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The new definition of PIMP!!!
gsp1179 (1 week ago)
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The dutch were cryogenically frozen in the 80's and were all recently un-thawed apparently.

Listen to those stupid cheesy synths
RikBooker (1 week ago)
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This explains a hell of a lot about the Dutch really. I have visions of being forced to lay beneath a glass-top table and this little Eric Cartman chap doin' his groove thang...
SirLoin1987 (1 week ago)
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Best Shit ever ! Please Poop on my chest!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

the cutthroat world of cheez biznis






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Monday, November 26, 2007

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Can I Second That?

We hope your holiday was better than the Results suggest.

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Amen.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Thanks for the Results


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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Gov. Huckabee Gains Key Endorsement

What -- or who -- is next? Well-placed sources in both D.C. and several GOP campaigns tell Gfrtiz, that Gov. Romney is furiously courting the remaining influential retired-pro-wrestler lobby, many of which have already fled to the former Governor of Arkansas.

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As you can see, it's not working too well so far.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Told You So


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previously

Friday, November 16, 2007

Scooby-Doo's Favorite NBA Coaches


1) Reff Ran Rundy


2) Raurice Reeks


3) Rott Riles


4) Rat Riley


5) Ran Ran Rundy


6) Ravery Rohnson


7) Regg Ropovitch


8) Roc Rivers


9) Ron Relson


10) P.J. Carlesimo

YouTuberStar of the Week!

what can be said about a classic?
when we here at googlefritz headquarters heard this mighty R&B styling, any & all contenders were out of the race like THAT. (I just snapped my fingers.)
feel the love.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

birds have rights



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Previously Undisclosed Pwnage


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Monday, November 12, 2007

True Then, Wrong Now.


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Friday, November 09, 2007

Hello, Youtuberstar!

Continuing the the recent Googlefritz trend of mashing music and new dance, we salute the Youtuberstar of the Week (YOW) and provide the following without further comment.

popular delusiables and the madness of crowds



Tuesday, November 06, 2007

what are we googling today


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Friday, November 02, 2007

YouTuberStar of the Week!



This week's Youth Uber Star is an up-and-coming young artist from France, or Belgium, or something, and gives her unique take on the Kobaiian stylings of prog greats MAGMA. Rock on, Jade!

Dream Jobs 2008



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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

tiz the season



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edifying results roundup


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"It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors and it was about the size of the moon.. We watched it for ten minutes, but none of us could figure out what it was. One thing's for sure, I'll never make fun of people who say they've seen unidentified objects in the sky. If I become President, I'll make every piece of information this country has about UFO sightings available to the public and the scientists."





Monday, October 29, 2007

what u thot was cuet is not cuet


now this is cuet at this time

gray lady knows where it's at


right here, proof of meme

"A Google search of “Jonathan Papelbon” and “closer” yielded 365,000 results.
A search with Papelbon’s name and “saves” produced 317,000 results.
Finally, a search of his name and “dancer” netted a whopping 314,000 results.
So there are nearly as many results connecting Papelbon to dancing as there are linking him to saves, and there are almost as many for him as a dancer, his hobby, as there are for him as a closer, his full-time gig."


Friday, October 26, 2007

YouTuberStar of the Week!

kickin' it mad old school, lagoon style

dancing lessons














Thursday, October 25, 2007

who are we being for halloween?



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previously

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The Next Big Shoe to Drop

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Monday, October 22, 2007

Coverage of 2008 Presidental Endorsements Continues

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

people are sending sounds on the internets still



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(works only in a boston accent)


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vs.
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previously

dizziness is a problem amongst the youth

help fight dizziness in our time donate to tip jar

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Listen UP, former Youtuberstar

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Friday, October 12, 2007

Youtuberstars to Make You Wanna Twirl



If you know the name of this song, please let us know.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

pepper spray will be sufficient


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Beating a Dead Meme

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Friday, October 05, 2007

I can has YouTuberstar?


I'm all alone today in the googlefritz compound, and deliberately circumventing the checks and balances of parliamentary democracy that usually governs YouTuberstar selection. Today, the tyrant I will deliberately impose a youtuberstar that defies the established rules of the genre!

Lady and gentleman I present, after advising you strongly to lower your volume all the way, Luke Larsener. Old news to the internets but first in our hearts, this week , a champion.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

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One Year after our First Post, a selection of "classic" posts for your delectation...


In The Beginning it was all about the numbers. First post.

How Are We Stopping Shaq?

The Googlefritz Origin Myth

WAY out in front of the memewave

A brief foray into celebrity reportage

Figuring out the formula: make an inside joke that nobody gets


Two Words. Spatulas.


You Need Monkey Balls. Find out why.

Key Political Coverage for 2008. Stay Tuned.


A big Thanks to all our fans around the world...
Don't forget--we want to see YOUR results. In the comments!

Progress is slow


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meme of the day


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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

singularity roundups




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Monday, October 01, 2007

Diminishing Enthusiasms


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That's Queens for you


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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Clearly, the imagination of our fetishists is wanting

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Monday, September 24, 2007

There. We said it.

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No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.
Did you mean: "that parents you hate? get used to it"

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

This will soon change.

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

mesmerised by juggalo lore


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Test Cricketers of Note


Ian Peebles
Abe Waddington
Leslie Gay
Arnie Sidebottom
Willie Quaife
Ciss Parkin
Martyn Moxon
Curly Page
Artie Dick
Fen Cresswell
Salman Butt
Jonty Rhodes
Heath Streak
Sir Garfield Sobers
Jack Badcock
Hunter "Stork" Hendry
Hammy Love
Ashley Woodcock
Xenophon Balaskas
Izak Buys
Tip Snooke
Tufty Mann
Faoud Bacchus
Wavell Hinds
Vasbert Drakes
Learie Constantine
Floyd Reifer
Rangy Nanan
Blessing Mahwire

Googlefritz: Bringing You Tomorrow's Trends, Today




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Friday, September 14, 2007

We salute you, youtuberstar of the week


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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

my record collection is eclectic


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