gray lady knows where it's at

right here, proof of meme

"A Google search of “Jonathan Papelbon” and “closer” yielded 365,000 results.
A search with Papelbon’s name and “saves” produced 317,000 results.
Finally, a search of his name and “dancer” netted a whopping 314,000 results.
So there are nearly as many results connecting Papelbon to dancing as there are linking him to saves, and there are almost as many for him as a dancer, his hobby, as there are for him as a closer, his full-time gig."