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"It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors and it was about the size of the moon.. We watched it for ten minutes, but none of us could figure out what it was. One thing's for sure, I'll never make fun of people who say they've seen unidentified objects in the sky. If I become President, I'll make every piece of information this country has about UFO sightings available to the public and the scientists."

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A search with Papelbon’s name and “saves” produced 317,000 results.
Finally, a search of his name and “dancer” netted a whopping 314,000 results.
So there are nearly as many results connecting Papelbon to dancing as there are linking him to saves, and there are almost as many for him as a dancer, his hobby, as there are for him as a closer, his full-time gig."

YouTuberStar of the Week!

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The Next Big Shoe to Drop

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Coverage of 2008 Presidental Endorsements Continues

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Youtuberstar: Scouring the 'Net for Today's Most Promising Talent

people are sending sounds on the internets still

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dizziness is a problem amongst the youth

Listen UP, former Youtuberstar

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Youtuberstars to Make You Wanna Twirl

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Beating a Dead Meme

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I'm all alone today in the googlefritz compound, and deliberately circumventing the checks and balances of parliamentary democracy that usually governs YouTuberstar selection. Today, the tyrant I will deliberately impose a youtuberstar that defies the established rules of the genre!

Lady and gentleman I present, after advising you strongly to lower your volume all the way, Luke Larsener. Old news to the internets but first in our hearts, this week , a champion.

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One Year after our First Post, a selection of "classic" posts for your delectation...


In The Beginning it was all about the numbers. First post.

How Are We Stopping Shaq?

The Googlefritz Origin Myth

WAY out in front of the memewave

A brief foray into celebrity reportage

Figuring out the formula: make an inside joke that nobody gets

Two Words. Spatulas.

You Need Monkey Balls. Find out why.

Key Political Coverage for 2008. Stay Tuned.


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Diminishing Enthusiasms

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