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WAHT A WEEK IT WAS

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"Teabagging" is by my definition the act of dragging your testicles across your partner's forehead. In the UK it is dipping your testicles in your partner's mouth. I didn't invent the term or the act but DID introduce it to film in my movie "Pecker." "Teabagging" was a popular dance step that male go-go boys did to their customers for tips at The Atlantis, a now defunct bar in Baltimore. Hope this helps. -- John Waters

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what are we googling to get to googlefritz this month?



1) "heffalump rump"

2) thierry's spatula description

3) "did you mean" "did not match any documents"

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5) "vajayjay is for lovers"





Youtuberstars today: the band formerly known as two thirds of the Sun City Girls perform the national anthem of a cool country, "I Deal A Stick".

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