Friday, June 19, 2009

kvlt rules epic aggro metal



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Thursday, June 11, 2009

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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

teh zeitgeist of teh now





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Friday, May 29, 2009

too many bings and wolframs




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Orchestre Poly-Rythmo de Cotonou

Friday, May 15, 2009

double youtuberstars celebrate the buds of spring


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Sabbath Rules, dude





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...so what is the deal with youtuberstars, you ask? This. Googlefritz chooses only the finest viral and pre-viral artisanal pixel-feeds for your delectation. Any discomfort or unease occasioned by this viewing is but a side effect, as all our youtube videos (whether artfully concealed behind links or foregrounded in the manner of a YTS) are guaranteed to MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON. That is all.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

slim to none



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No results found for "there's no you in iPhone".

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Friday, May 08, 2009

Correspondent Scooby-Doo contributes a list of his favorite gatefold albums


1) Rite Right Rite Reat

2) Raydream Ration

3) Rerectric Radyrand

4) Ranted Rand Renchanted

5) Ronely Ruilt Ror Ruban Rinx

6) Ris Ration's Raving Race

7) Rychorandy

8) Re Rasement Rapes

9) Run Rouse

10) the new Eminem


y also bonus youtuberstar (full disclosure) smokes in the shower and sings along to techno carmina burana)


Monday, May 04, 2009

King Of All YouTuberstars



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Friday, May 01, 2009

But where to obtain?



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Thursday, April 30, 2009

keeps on fritzing along


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...in other news, our colleague Brad News has begun tweeting. This changes everything.

Friday, April 24, 2009

CHECK THIS SHIOT OUT


WAHT IS UP MY HOT TATTOED KOREAN GRILFREND NOT ANSWER IPHONE WTF

WARE HAVE U GOEN? MEANTIME CHECKITOT THE NEW YOTUBERSTAR:


SHE WAS RLY SICK SO I AM WORRIET

PLUS I GEV HER MY RENT MONIES

HAI WATE WHERE ARE MY KEES?

I AM SUER IT WILL BE OK

YEAH I'LL JUST WATE ON MY STEP TILL SHE COMES HOAM

FRIST BOARN TO BE NAMED AMIRITE NEWS

WHY SHE FRLIRT ON THIS GUY?

HEY! JoE TEH PLUMBER RUUULLLLEEEZZZZZZ

Friday, April 17, 2009

WAHT A WEEK IT WAS



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No results found for "I'm sending my senator arabian goggles".


"Teabagging" is by my definition the act of dragging your testicles across your partner's forehead. In the UK it is dipping your testicles in your partner's mouth. I didn't invent the term or the act but DID introduce it to film in my movie "Pecker." "Teabagging" was a popular dance step that male go-go boys did to their customers for tips at The Atlantis, a now defunct bar in Baltimore. Hope this helps. -- John Waters

Monday, April 13, 2009

randomly recent results on a monday





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No results found for "I like my President like I like my coffee.... TOTALLY FUCKIN' SWEET.".

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Results 1 - 3 of 3 for "god is my co-star". (0.54 seconds)

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Friday, April 03, 2009

youtuberstars of enhanced footwear scrutiny WITH BONUS BLZ






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Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "it's fun to create jobs". (0.47 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "WHEN GOOGLE IS OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL GOOGLE". (1.30 seconds)


Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Happy April Fools






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Thursday, March 26, 2009

it is the future




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Thursday, March 19, 2009

the new culpability index


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Results 1 - 10 of about 17 for "I blame Jim Cramer". (1.08 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 38 for "I blame Randy Newman". (0.63 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 100 for "I blame destiny". (0.15 seconds)

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Results 1 - 10 of about 126 for "I blame Coach K". (0.55 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 142 for "I blame Led Zeppelin". (0.70 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 197 for "I blame Jon Stewart". (0.68 seconds)

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Results 1 - 10 of about 225 for "I blame Jane Fonda". (0.77 seconds)

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Results 1 - 10 of about 393 for "I blame Hitler". (0.24 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 504 for "I blame Barack Obama". (0.86 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 3,410 for "I blame George Bush". (0.28 seconds)


Results 1 - 10 of about 29,800 for "I blame the media". (0.50 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 207,000 for "I blame myself". (0.41 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 530,000 for "I blame you". (0.32 seconds)

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

tour diary

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

mathematical indeterminacy and the asshat model




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No results found for "avenging asshat".
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

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