Monday, June 29, 2009

Found verse for grieving, or something else


The horse latitudes of summer

befogged in a muffling stillness on deceptively

calm seas,

we were distracted for a while

by visions of a pale death angel

moonwalking across the deck of consciousness

Friday, June 26, 2009

Friday Afternoon Verse for Summer in Lieu of Y2S




the office manager

here

has long fingernails

and she types in epileptic spasms

it's like a hundred giant beetles attacking

the back of my head

-- Spoonbee Zee

overdue post re: HEY-O



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Youtuberstars of fallen celebrity might:

1st vid PMUSAW (probably make u selfconscious at work)


anybody out there? blood pressure dropping…. please pray love light circle encircling sky with white love light…. YaHoWha!!!!!



Obviously, all of his upcoming dates will now have to be cancelled. Apologies to Josh (6) and Tyler (9).

Friday, June 19, 2009

kvlt rules epic aggro metal



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Thursday, June 11, 2009

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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

teh zeitgeist of teh now





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