Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
search keywords of the justified seekers
what are we googling to get to googlefritz this month?
1) "heffalump rump"
2) thierry's spatula description
3) "did you mean" "did not match any documents"
4) 0.49 seconds
5) "vajayjay is for lovers"
Youtuberstars today: the band formerly known as two thirds of the Sun City Girls perform the national anthem of a cool country, "I Deal A Stick".
Monday, February 23, 2009
Your search - "twiterary criticism" - did not match any documents.
Results 1 - 10 of about 843 for "twit for twat". (0.14 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 585 for "twitty twister". (0.17 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 536 for "twitters never win". (0.27 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 69 for "winners never twit". (0.65 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 332 for "bulltwit". (0.24 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 281 for "twittering twits". (0.10 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 215 for "show us your tweets". (0.24 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 183 for "too legit to twit". (0.48 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 190 for "Craving for Tweets" (0.26 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "the twits just keep coming". (0.36 seconds)
No results found for "did someone lose a twit?".
No results found for "hit it or twit it".
No results found for "heart all a-shitter".
No results found for "will tweet for cock".
No results found for "I twatted a leopard".
No results found for "will tweet for snood".
No results found for "his vorpal blade went twitter-shaq".
No results found for "two great twits that twat great together".
No results found for "trespassers will be twittered".
Your search - "this parking lot under twitterveillance" - did not match any documents.
No results found for "this blog will be twittered".
No results found for "this relationship will be twittered".
No results found for "I am twitting in a room".
No results found for "the revolution will not be twitterfied".
oscar's remorse
No results found for "blumpies before humpies".
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "enema shenanigans". (0.23 seconds)
No results found for "too many pee-pees and hoo-has".
No results found for "fuck you I have no sense of humor".
Labels:
bad rapper,
good hook,
numa numa,
potty mouth talk,
saint Daffy,
youtuberstar
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
BRAIN STORM! MAAGIC!
Results 1 - 1 of about 0 for "I totally know what the fuck I'm doing". (0.49 seconds)
this is making the rounds and is basically a must see if you want to understand what I am talking about
this canadian dances to music and I just remembered how much this is the best song
in keeping with youtuberstar tradition, this is more of a I dare you to watch the whole thing thing
not bad but aesthetically brutal. kinda like a peter tork monkees song meets Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job. skip the presenters.
this is making the rounds and is basically a must see if you want to understand what I am talking about
this canadian dances to music and I just remembered how much this is the best song
in keeping with youtuberstar tradition, this is more of a I dare you to watch the whole thing thing
not bad but aesthetically brutal. kinda like a peter tork monkees song meets Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job. skip the presenters.
Labels:
five star selections,
friday,
youtuberstar,
youtuberstars
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
RESULTS BAILOUT PLZ
if you're an avid recreational googler like myself, you've probably noticed that google started giving results in a totally fucked way, just to fuck with us. Rest assured, the googlefritz board of directors is working hard to counter this aggression, and we will find new ways to deliver RESULTS to you: the blogworshiper. Brad News and The CockPunching Robot are just establishing their office on Avenue Q and once the lobbying starts in on the new administration we will see RESULTS.
Google: IN QUOTES MEANS IN QUOTES
Google: DO NOT ASSUME I SPELT THAT WRONG I AM HIGHLY INTENTIONAL HERE
Results 1 - 8 of about 6 for "sit down and shit up!". (0.51 seconds)
Results 1 - 7 of about 5 for "Symbionese Libation Army". (0.42 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 388 for "Croatian underwear seamstress". (0.31 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 107,000,000 for "werid". (0.15 seconds)
Results 1 - 2 of about 37,600 for GGOGLEFRTIST I KEEELL U!!!!. (0.48 seconds)
Labels:
bad results,
fight the power,
google itself,
sign our petition
Monday, February 09, 2009
Scooby-Doo's Favorite Science Fiction Authors
Friday, February 06, 2009
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
a new index for unpopularity
Results 1 - 10 of about 11,800,000 for 'fuck the economy". (0.23 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,020,000 for 'fuck Hitler". (0.24 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 428,000 for 'fuck Stalin". (0.31 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 259,000 for 'fuck Duke". (0.26 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 139,000 for 'fuck Bernie Madoff". (0.29 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 75,600 for "fuck Obama". (0.31 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 47,600 for "fuck that guy". (0.34 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 29,000 for "fuck the Pope". (0.36 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 21,100 for "fuck George Bush". (0.20 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 17,600 for "fuck Britney Spears". (0.30 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 13,100 for "fuck high school". (0.33 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 4,260 for "fuck the Lakers". (0.30 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,320 for "fuck Radiohead". (0.28 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,020 for "fuck breast-feeding". (0.45 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,580 for "fuck T-Pain". (0.35 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 935 for "fuck G.G. Allin". (0.33 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 759 for "fuck Saddam Hussein". (0.27 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 474 for "fuck Ian MacKaye". (0.37 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 282 for "fuck Jello Biafra". (0.32 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 215 for "fuck Lemmy". (0.34 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 147 for "fuck the King of Thailand". (0.81 seconds)
Results 1 - 6 of 6 for "fuck Krusty the Clown". (0.30 seconds)
Results 1 - 4 of 4 for "fuck Harry Houdini". (0.58 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "fuck the wild man of Borneo". (0.57 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "fuck Charlie Gasparino". (0.32 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 35 for "fuck Dave Thomas" Wendy's. (0.59 seconds)
Your search - "fuck Dave Thomas" Pere Ubu - did not match any documents.
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