let's be careful out there

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TEH TOP TEN OF 2008 FTW

Thomas Function - Celebration
Cheap Time - Cheap Time
Sic Alps - US E.Z.
Group Inerane - Guitars From Agadez
GAS - Nah Und Fern reissue
Vast Aire - Deuces Wild
Emeralds - Solar Bridge
Gnarls Barkley - The Odd Couple
AFCGT - 10" EP
Girl Talk - Feed The Animals
Sun Araw - Beach Head
Valet - Naked Acid
Ducktails - II
Hank IV - Refuge in Genre
New Radiant Storm King - Drinking in the Moonlight
Roots of Chicha: Psychedelic Cumbias From Peru
Jay Reatard - Single Reissues
Wavves - Wavves (tape)
DJ Female Convict Scorpion - Frosoblomster

+ Plagal Grind EP ++ this is old and I paid a lot for the record but thanks to magic internets here it is for everyone

bullseye backlog: the singles

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ruining bullseyes for the whole internet

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the last post of the day

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Ideally this post would also contain a video of that bunker scene from Downfall, but with captions that fool the non-German speaking audience into thinking that he is upset about changes to the lineup of the Phoenix Suns. Thank you for imagining.

my brain!

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sequel

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lately it's hard getting any results at all

BLAME TEH ECOMONEE

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don't blame me, I voted for Camacho

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

South Carolina Representative # 1: That's what you said last time, dipshit!

South Carolina Representative # 2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!

Now Available!

Brad found a poem

he wants us to post:

A WORD ON STATISTICS
by Wislawa Szymborska
(translated from the Polish by Joanna Trzeciak)

Out of every hundred people,
those who always know better:
fifty-two.

Unsure of every step:
almost all the rest.

Ready to help,
if it doesn’t take long:
forty-nine.

Always good,
because they cannot be otherwise:
four — well, maybe five.

Able to admire without envy:
eighteen.

Led to error
by youth (which passes):
sixty, plus or minus.

Those not to be messed with:
four-and-forty.

Living in constant fear
of someone or something:
seventy-seven.

Capable of happiness:
twenty-some-odd at most.

Harmless alone,
turning savage in crowds:
more than half, for sure.

Cruel
when forced by circumstances:
it’s better not to know,
not even approximately.

Wise in hindsight:
not many more
than wise in foresight.

Getting nothing out of life except things:
thirty
(though I would like to be wrong).

Balled up in pain
and without a flashlight in the dark:
eighty-three, sooner or later.

Those who are just:
quite a few, thirty-five.

But if it takes effort to understand:
three.

Worthy of empathy:
ninety-nine.

Mortal:
one hundred out of one hundred –
a figure that has never varied yet.

hello world

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there is no try

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Stop Working!

Best-Of-Craigslist is updated!


more topical schadenhumor



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results upon returning

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bonus youtuberstars roll deep straight outta Roma:

ALL THNIGS MUST PASS

LATER DUDES. BROSEPH STALIN ILL MISS U MOST OF ALL

I GUESS IN RETRO SPECK I SHOULD NOT HAVE CHANGE TEH PASSWORD TO BRADNEWSISAWESOME

TEH BOARD OF GFRITZ DIRECTORS HAVE ME IMPRISONED AT A SECURE LOCATION AND I REDILY RELINQUISH TEH REINS I HAVE SO ABUSED. WILL SEND POSTS AND HOEPFULLY LINK SOME TRACKBACKS & SUCH.

OMNES RELINQUITE SPESH OVOS INTRANTES, PPL. HOLLA CHA BOI

SEND FAN MAIL VIA TEH USUAL AND KNOW THaT U ARE LOVED

--BRAD NEWS

"Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always."

GETTIN MAD AGGRO & WILIN OUT

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--BRAD NEWS

HAVING THE HANGOVER GANG OVER

AMERICAN HONEY SHOTS IS THE DEVIL. THE LIQUOR GIRLS WERE DRESSED LIKE JOHN CUOGAR MELLONCAMPS AND THEY HIT ME WITH A PADDLE. FACE TO FACE WITH MY OWN BROTALITY

FELLOW GUESTBLOGGER RUSHKOPF BEEN KILLIN IT OVER AT THE DOUBLE B . I NEVER SAW THIS GUYS MOVIES BUT HE"S MAD AS HELL TOO

YEAH ITS ROCKTOBER. SO WHAT?

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BRAD NEWS = A MAVERICK

--BRAD NEWS

GGOGLEFRITZ IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK

NOW THIS IS HAPPENING

NEW LOW, HASBRO

I CANT BELIVE IT MYSELF BUT THIS WEEKEND I BROKE UP A GIRL FIGHT. TEH SHAME DIDNT HIT UNTIL I TURNED AROUND & I SAW THE SAD FACES OF SPECTATING SMOKERS. WELL THERES NO TAKIN IT BACK, FELLAS

DEBATES?: LIKE THE BARD SAYS FULL OF SOUNDS & FURY SIGNIFYING NOTHING
AND MODERN DAY WARRIOR MEAN MEAN PRIDE, TOO


DONT WORRY PUNKS YOULL GET YR BLOG BACK FOR ROCKTOBER



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--BRAD NEWS (still AWESOME)

FUC!!!!!

FUC I TOTALLY KICKED THE LAMP SOCKET OUT THE WALL AND ITS TOTALLY DARK IN HERE FUC
GOTTA KEEP THE BRAND ALIVE DUDE

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HAVE I MENTIONED THAT IT IS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

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THAT BONO GUYS PRETTY COOL I THINK WHAT DO YOU THINK PLEASE LEAVE NOTE IN COMMENTS K? NO COMMENTS SO FAR

GOT MY EYE ON THIS DUDE
WHATS MORE HARDCORE THAN A BLACK FLAG NECKTIE? I DIDNT THINK SO

hey WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BTW SHIT LAME AND RED HOT AWESOME?
GGFRITZ AND GGFRITZ WITH BRAD NEWS, PPL!!!!!!!



-- BRAD NEWS

He can't debate Barack Obama because he's got to go to Washington and save the economy? It's like the biggest 'dog ate my homework' in history.

ROUGH BEAST, WHAT

SO I GOT OUT MY OLD ALLIGATOR COSTUME... I REALLY LIEK TO KNOCK THINGS OVER WITH THE TAIL
ITS NOT A SEX THING, HEY HALLOWEEN IS COMING

Did you mean: "RENEGADE GUEST BLOGGER"

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MORE LIKE WORLD"S GREATEST COCKBLOCKER, AMIRITE?

OH YEAH I CHANGED YOU PASSWORD< style="text-align: justify;">-- BRAD NEWS

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

FUC U TALKIN BOUT ALIENATING A READERSHIP

MAN UP BOYS & GIRLS THIS IS TEH BRADSTER KEEPIN IT ALL TOO REAL

THIS GUYS LIKE A TOTAL DICK I MEAN I USED TO WORK AT UNION OYSTER AND I COULD TOTALLY GET A BEER THERE WHEN I WAS LIKE 19


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GOES LIKE THIS:
1) FLLOYD -- ANIMALS
2) ACE & THE GANG - DESTROYER (FROM BEFORE)
3) JAMES GANG -- ALL THAT JOE WALSH SHIT
4) ALL THE REST OF JOE WALSH SHIT
5) DUDE! ALMOST FORGOT 2122
666)METALLICA NUF SAID



"Attention all planets of the solar federation
We have assumed control." - NEIL FUCKIN' PEART


-- BRAD NEWS

NUH UH

DID NOT SAY I WAS FOR MCCAIN
I'M A LIBERTARIAN I'M JUST SAYIN THEY BOTH MAKE GOOD POINTS.
GOTTA HAVE FAITH IN THE SYSTEM, SCRO!!

BOUT GET BALLS DEEP IN SOME BREFFUS BURRITO


HOLLA CHA BOI

“I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men.”
– Sir Isaac Newton, after losing a fortune in the South Sea bubble


-- BRAD NEWS

OUCH, VOLATILITY DUDE

BEEN LOSING A SHIT TON OF MONEY DAY TRADING YO. THIS BLOGGING SHIT BETTER TAKE TEH PAIN AWAY. SHORT MY EATS!


ISLAY SMS. THAT"S MY SHIT.

BONG BONG IS COOL BY ME BROS. CAN'T THE BLOGS GAT ALONG? THIS IS RAD.




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-- BRAD NEWS

TOTALLY RADICAL

EASE UP DOGGY U MAD

IMA BLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS

JUST CHILL AND ILLEGALLLY DOWNLOAD The BEST ROCK NO MONEY CAN BUY:
KISS/DESTROYER

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-- BRAD NEWS

'SUP BROHEEMS

OH YOU MEANT SEPTember. STILL RECOVERING FROM SPRING BREAK COUSIN THAT SHIT WAS BUTTAHS

WILL BE HOLLERIN AT YA SOONEST RE: NEIL PEART NEWS, XXXTREME FUCKING SPORTS AND SINGLE MALT SCOTCH EXCLUSIVE

ITS MY BLOG NOW BOOTCHES

-- BRAD NEWS

somebody is slackin'

um weren't we assposed to have a guestblogger in September? The ancient enemy (broingbroing) has the happy mutant Rushkoff (BLOG WAR!)... we need to fight fire with meteors!

Where in the world is Brad News?

how to ignore a grand piano

YOUTUBERSTAR FRIDAYS IS BACK
please enjoy this offering of christian 3rd wave ska... SONSEED!




bonus fail:

diminishing returns

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odyssey

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