Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Friday, February 18, 2011

wait that guys in charge of what now?



"I'm a perfetcionist" 3 results (0.07 seconds)

"it's hard out here for a pope" About 1,020 results (0.35 seconds)

How's That Popey-Rapey Thing Working Out For Ya? About 232 results (0.46 seconds)

Your search - "steady popeing" - did not match any documents.

About 1,100 results (0.23 seconds) "straight pope"

No results found for "my pope hand is strong".

"pope my ride" About 15,500 results (0.15 seconds)

No results found for "you know who else was used in examples? Hitler.".


Thursday, February 10, 2011

POWER RANKINGS



1) super strength
2) invulnerability
3) fire control
4) flight
5) invisibility

Friday, January 28, 2011

then I give them to the world


Mammonhattan 1 result (0.21 seconds)

No results found for "School of Risible Arts".

Friday, January 07, 2011

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

A MERRYS FOR ALL

Your search - "the blz justify the memes" - did not match any documents.

No results found for "history's greatest meme".

2 results (0.13 seconds) "stealth food store"

About 81 results (0.24 seconds) "russian women are waiting for ME?"

4 results (0.38 seconds) "you call this a tweet?"

"90210 WAS AN INSIDE JOB" 3 results (0.34 seconds)

10 results (0.26 seconds) "I love Ed Balls"

No results found for "Caganer, Krampus & Grinch"




IN THOSE DAYS TEHRE WENT OUTA DECREE FROM CAESAR NIBBLES THAT ALL TEH WORLD SHD B SPAYED

JINGLE JINGLE

DON WORRE THEY PROBIBLY DONT BITE

SO YO LO IT IS TEH RETRIEVER OF THE LORD

AND A POMERANIAN SHALL B BORN 2 THEM

3 WISE MENS BEARING A FRISBEE, A LEESH AND ALPO

HAVE U ACCEPTED BABY POMERANIAN JESUS IN YR HAERT HAVE U WALKED HE AT LEAST 1NC A DAY? THOU SHALT WAKL NO OTHER DOGS BEFORE ME

WE LIFT OUR BACK LEG IN HONOR OF TEH NOO MESSIAH

PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR CANINE CAGANER

HAVE A KILLER XMAS, FROM BRADS NEW DOG FARM

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

incapable of driving fifty five



No results found for "Montrose intolerant".

the TSA ball peeker: can it find a tumor in me?
About 204,000 results
(0.62 seconds)


Saturday, November 13, 2010

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

sweep the notion


About 2,250 results (0.22 seconds) "It's pronounced Bay-ner"

About 4,330 results (0.10 seconds) "It's pronounced Boner"

No results found for "it's actually pronounced 'Beaner'".

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Thursday, September 23, 2010

youtuberstars are back





Thursday, September 16, 2010

without a dope fritz to step to


1 result (0.29 seconds) for "The real victims of this law are the ninjas."

1 result (0.25 seconds) for "POPPING BOEHNERS"

2 results (0.20 seconds) for "haggis from heaven"
5 results (0.35 seconds) for "seven habits of highly irritating people"


No results found for "look upon my works, ye mighty, and suck it".

No results found for "ceci n'est pas une C.C. DeVille".

No results found for "does anyone remember ROTFLMAO?".













Sunday, May 16, 2010

executive focus



No results found for "storm the citadels of entitlement".



No results found for "I am become def, destroyer of sucker MCs".

Thursday, May 06, 2010

is this the end of googlefritz?



No results found for "google, cache thyself".

reasonable clown query


No results found for "fuckin' truck nuts, how do they work?".

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

he's trying the eggs!

No results found for "choom service".


Friday, March 19, 2010

press 1 to redial


Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "are you there God? it's me, Margaret Atwood". (0.16 seconds)

No results found for "are you there God? it's me, Madalyn Murray O'Hair".

No results found for "are you there God? it's me, Otis Houston".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "are you there God? it's me, Iggy". (0.31 seconds)

No results found for "are you there God? it's me, dude. What's up with the platypuses?".

Results 1 - 10 of about 17,700 for "are you there Margaret ? it's me, God". (0.27 seconds)

No results found for "tales of a fourth grade douchebag".

No results found for "are you there satan? It's me, anton".

Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "are you there Crom? It's me, Conan". (0.31 seconds)

No results found for "are you there Cthulhu? It's me, Charles Dexter Ward"

No results found for "GOD! IT'S WATT. I'M CALLING FROM PROVIDENCE. DID YOU FIND YOUR SHIT?".

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Neither the songwriter nor St. Patrick were Irish - DISCUSS



No results found for "Irish snake importer".

Results 1 - 10 of 10 for "give me corned beef or give me death". (0.34 seconds)

Results 1 - 8 of 8 for "leprechaun jihad". (0.31 seconds)

Results 1 - 5 of 5 for ONDERPONTS. (0.44 seconds)



Results 1 - 10 of about 5,970,000 for "my loss is your gain". (0.67 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 29,400 for "my gain is your loss". (0.46 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 132,000 for "my loss is your loss". (0.50 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 174,000 for "your loss is my loss". (0.35 seconds)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "I am laughing at your loss". (0.28 seconds)