Showing posts with label no results. Show all posts
Showing posts with label no results. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

since you been gone

"that's what she tweeted" About 119,000 results (0.28 seconds)

About 5,130 results (0.24 seconds) "obese vegans"

Fæcbook About 958 results (0.46 seconds)
Fæcesbook About 30,900 results (0.51 seconds)  

No results found for "autotune favors the bold".

No results found for "fountains of Wayne Gacy".

"close, but no Bob Seger" About 502 results (0.31 seconds)

"correlation totally implies causation" About 58 results (0.16 seconds) 

No results found for "DIIFERENT CATREGORIES"

"Well played, Black Hitler!" 2 results (0.20 seconds) 

"Ex-Wives for Gingrich" 1 result (0.17 seconds)

No results found for "more like mega-injustice amirite".

No results found for "prudhoe bay tourism board".

About 5 results (0.22 seconds) "social fucking change"

"assholes of freedom" 1 result (0.07 seconds)

No results found for "non-bodacious ta tas"
No results found for BODACIOUSNESSLESS

9,480 results for "fantastic colon"
4.330 results for "plastic colon"
190 results for "rustic colon"
101 results for "mystic colon"
9 results for "sassy colon"
9 results for "spastic cooling"
6 results for "spastic coltrane"
5 results for "spastic call-in"
5 results for "bombastic colon"
2 results for "aspic colon"
no results for "ass tick colon"

Thursday, January 21, 2010

are there no results left in the world

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No results found for "Richard Lloyd is the coolest guy in Television".

No results found for "False Roffles".

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Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "second best fifth Beatle". (0.53 seconds)


Thursday, December 10, 2009





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Friday, October 16, 2009

particularly epic (perhaps a prelude to... BLOG WAR)



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Results 1 - 10 of about 13,300 for Lol, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. L-o-l: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. L. O. L.. (0.32 seconds)

Friday, October 02, 2009

we have a winner



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Results 1 - 2 of 2 for scissorstober. (0.45 seconds)






how can this be?

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Monday, August 31, 2009

TOO SOON?



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No results found for "Sir, is there nothing you won't blog?".

No results found for "I dare you to facebook me".

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

heretofore unknown lands of results



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Thursday, June 11, 2009

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No results found for "IM STEELIN UR BREFFS/ WILE U SLEEPS".

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

slim to none



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Monday, May 04, 2009

King Of All YouTuberstars



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No results found for "getting some work done to make music for getting some work done to".

No results found for "blogging to make music for blogging to".

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

es gibt nichts



No results found for "I am the Lorax, I blog for the trees".

Thursday, December 04, 2008

lately it's hard getting any results at all


BLAME TEH ECOMONEE

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Thursday, October 23, 2008

hello world




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Did you mean: "All God's children get hemorrhoids"
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there is no try




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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

see you in hell, cape boy

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war on you too!
double war!

Friday, August 08, 2008

stationary


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Thursday, July 10, 2008

new aphorisms


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No results found for "not that there's anything more than usual wrong with that".


No results found for "you may already be stupider than you know".

Thursday, April 17, 2008

all's fair in the game




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No results found for "Get rich or blog trying.".

SNOP IT OUT!

Friday, April 11, 2008

abandoned social networking sites


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