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Solidarity!

How Are We Undermining The Corporatist MAN This Holiday Season?



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My Favorite Scottish Whiskeys, by Elmer Fudd

1) Wagavuwin
2) Gwenwivet
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youtuberstar is ponk ronk

Tyvek is actual cool dirgeful band of detroit who should be super big in 5 minutes.
high volume warning is in effect.

surprising lack of retort

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Tis the Season

YoutuberStar of the Week, Salut!

More Punk is Not Possible

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more dance lessons

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YouTuberStar All About The Snark

We at Googlefritz blush at our tardiness in discovering this beauty. In our defense, we can say it was worth holding out for comments as good as these.

YouTuberstar of the week, Salut!

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That little girl is so disgusted to be on the boat with him.

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The dutch were cryogenically frozen in the 80's and were all recently un-thawed apparently.

Listen to those stupid cheesy synths

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This explains a hell of a lot about the Dutch really. I have visions of being forced to lay beneath a glass-top table and this little Eric Cartman chap doin' his groove thang...

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Can I Second That?

We hope your holiday was better than the Results suggest.

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Amen.

Thanks for the Results

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Gov. Huckabee Gains Key Endorsement

What -- or who -- is next? Well-placed sources in both D.C. and several GOP campaigns tell Gfrtiz, that Gov. Romney is furiously courting the remaining influential retired-pro-wrestler lobby, many of which have already fled to the former Governor of Arkansas.

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As you can see, it's not working too well so far.

Told You So

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Scooby-Doo's Favorite NBA Coaches

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2) Raurice Reeks

3) Rott Riles

4) Rat Riley

5) Ran Ran Rundy

6) Ravery Rohnson

7) Regg Ropovitch

8) Roc Rivers

9) Ron Relson

10) P.J. Carlesimo

YouTuberStar of the Week!

birds have rights

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Previously Undisclosed Pwnage

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True Then, Wrong Now.

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Hello, Youtuberstar!

Continuing the the recent Googlefritz trend of mashing music and new dance, we salute the Youtuberstar of the Week (YOW) and provide the following without further comment.

popular delusiables and the madness of crowds

what are we googling today

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YouTuberStar of the Week!

This week's Youth Uber Star is an up-and-coming young artist from France, or Belgium, or something, and gives her unique take on the Kobaiian stylings of prog greats MAGMA. Rock on, Jade!

Dream Jobs 2008

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"It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors and it was about the size of the moon.. We watched it for ten minutes, but none of us could figure out what it was. One thing's for sure, I'll never make fun of people who say they've seen unidentified objects in the sky. If I become President, I'll make every piece of information this country has about UFO sightings available to the public and the scientists."

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right here, proof of meme

"A Google search of “Jonathan Papelbon” and “closer” yielded 365,000 results.
A search with Papelbon’s name and “saves” produced 317,000 results.
Finally, a search of his name and “dancer” netted a whopping 314,000 results.
So there are nearly as many results connecting Papelbon to dancing as there are linking him to saves, and there are almost as many for him as a dancer, his hobby, as there are for him as a closer, his full-time gig."

YouTuberStar of the Week!

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who are we being for halloween?

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The Next Big Shoe to Drop

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Coverage of 2008 Presidental Endorsements Continues

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Youtuberstar: Scouring the 'Net for Today's Most Promising Talent

people are sending sounds on the internets still

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dizziness is a problem amongst the youth

Listen UP, former Youtuberstar

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Youtuberstars to Make You Wanna Twirl

If you know the name of this song, please let us know.

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Beating a Dead Meme

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I can has YouTuberstar?

I'm all alone today in the googlefritz compound, and deliberately circumventing the checks and balances of parliamentary democracy that usually governs YouTuberstar selection. Today, the tyrant I will deliberately impose a youtuberstar that defies the established rules of the genre!

Lady and gentleman I present, after advising you strongly to lower your volume all the way, Luke Larsener. Old news to the internets but first in our hearts, this week , a champion.

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One Year after our First Post, a selection of "classic" posts for your delectation...


In The Beginning it was all about the numbers. First post.

How Are We Stopping Shaq?

The Googlefritz Origin Myth

WAY out in front of the memewave

A brief foray into celebrity reportage

Figuring out the formula: make an inside joke that nobody gets

Two Words. Spatulas.

You Need Monkey Balls. Find out why.

Key Political Coverage for 2008. Stay Tuned.


A big Thanks to all our fans around the world...
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Progress is slow

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Youtuberstar of the week, Salud!

We wanted to form an original band, that's like nothing else, like the bands of the 70s and 80s, We took our initials, first initial, I'm Curtis, which is the C, and then the O, M, which is Mark, P is Peter, and then Todd, which makes CoMPleTe, basically the initials is how we did it.

Clearly, the imagination of our fetishists is wanting

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There. We said it.

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This will soon change.

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We salute you, youtuberstar of the week

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