Wednesday, October 31, 2007
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Monday, October 29, 2007
gray lady knows where it's at
right here, proof of meme
"A Google search of “Jonathan Papelbon” and “closer” yielded 365,000 results.
A search with Papelbon’s name and “saves” produced 317,000 results.
Finally, a search of his name and “dancer” netted a whopping 314,000 results.
So there are nearly as many results connecting Papelbon to dancing as there are linking him to saves, and there are almost as many for him as a dancer, his hobby, as there are for him as a closer, his full-time gig."
Friday, October 26, 2007
Thursday, October 25, 2007
who are we being for halloween?
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previously
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
The Next Big Shoe to Drop
Monday, October 22, 2007
Coverage of 2008 Presidental Endorsements Continues
Friday, October 19, 2007
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
people are sending sounds on the internets still
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(works only in a boston accent)
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vs.
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previously
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Listen UP, former Youtuberstar
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Friday, October 12, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
pepper spray will be sufficient
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Friday, October 05, 2007
I can has YouTuberstar?
I'm all alone today in the googlefritz compound, and deliberately circumventing the checks and balances of parliamentary democracy that usually governs YouTuberstar selection. Today, the tyrant I will deliberately impose a youtuberstar that defies the established rules of the genre!
Lady and gentleman I present, after advising you strongly to lower your volume all the way, Luke Larsener. Old news to the internets but first in our hearts, this week , a champion.
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
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One Year after our First Post, a selection of "classic" posts for your delectation...
In The Beginning it was all about the numbers. First post.
How Are We Stopping Shaq?
The Googlefritz Origin Myth
WAY out in front of the memewave
A brief foray into celebrity reportage
Figuring out the formula: make an inside joke that nobody gets
Two Words. Spatulas.
You Need Monkey Balls. Find out why.
Key Political Coverage for 2008. Stay Tuned.
A big Thanks to all our fans around the world...
Don't forget--we want to see YOUR results. In the comments!
Progress is slow
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Tuesday, October 02, 2007
singularity roundups
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Monday, October 01, 2007
Diminishing Enthusiasms
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That's Queens for you
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Friday, September 28, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Clearly, the imagination of our fetishists is wanting
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Monday, September 24, 2007
There. We said it.
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Friday, September 21, 2007
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
mesmerised by juggalo lore
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Test Cricketers of Note
Ian Peebles
Abe Waddington
Leslie Gay
Arnie Sidebottom
Willie Quaife
Ciss Parkin
Martyn Moxon
Curly Page
Artie Dick
Fen Cresswell
Salman Butt
Jonty Rhodes
Heath Streak
Sir Garfield Sobers
Jack Badcock
Hunter "Stork" Hendry
Hammy Love
Ashley Woodcock
Xenophon Balaskas
Izak Buys
Tip Snooke
Tufty Mann
Faoud Bacchus
Wavell Hinds
Vasbert Drakes
Learie Constantine
Floyd Reifer
Rangy Nanan
Blessing Mahwire
Friday, September 14, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
my record collection is eclectic
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Friday, September 07, 2007
lady and gentleman I present the next president of the united states
http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com
10. To prove the United States of America has two Governments and they are Government #1 and Government #2 and I own Government # 1 a Private Ownership named Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) a Government of all the Intelligence agencies in The United States of America and in All International Countries in the World a Nationalization in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.
34. To Prove the government owes me Zillions of Dollars in money and is refraining to pay me and my business Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.
56. To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.
66. To Prove America is America.
67. To Prove these perpetrators are trying to stop me from running for President of The United States. They are Vice-President Dick Cheney, Former Vice-President Al Gore and their Assessors. They keep killing my mother and our family the evidence is on my mother’s and our Criminal Intelligence Electronic Surveillance Health Recorder. I do not want these perpetrators to kill my Mother.
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
genre update
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Thing, Thing a Thong
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Did you mean: The Thing Remains the Theme
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ADDITIONAL DATA BONUS:
| Percentage of Men who… | |
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| Prefer Briefs: | 41% |
| Prefer Boxer Briefs: | 27% |
| Prefer Trunks: | 14% |
| Prefer Boxers: | 12% |
| Prefer Thongs: | 4% |
| Prefer Other Styles: | 2% |
| Percentage of Women who… | |
| Prefer Bikini Briefs: | 37% |
| Prefer Briefs: | 23% |
| Thongs: | 19% |
| Boyshorts: | 17% |
| Prefer Other Styles: | 4% |
Thursday, August 23, 2007
robble robble
Why do we kill 53 dogs to show people that killing 8 dogs is wrong?


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Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Monday, August 13, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Undiscovered Web Slang
OT = Over Trolled, i.e. why this threat has become useless
CTS1H = "Can't Type - Surfing One-Handed"
CTITREK = "Can't Type - IT Recording Every Keystroke"
TLBE = "Thought Lost Before I Hit 'Enter'" - shorthand lament for the trillions of incomplete blog posts.
EBOD = Eat a Bag o' Dicks -- Best response to Glenn Reynolds
(0) = Indicates typist passed gas (often mistaken for slow metal band whose 15 minutes are nearly up).
YIRBBT = Yeah I read boingboing too
TDTUFPOM = Take down that ugly flickr picture of me
Underdocumented Areas of Expertise
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Tuesday, August 07, 2007
too good
emerging vocabularies
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Key Demographic Splinter Groups
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Thursday, August 02, 2007
All You Need to Know About Where We Blog
Monday, July 30, 2007
Ahead of the meme curve
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Saturday, July 28, 2007
Hmmmmmmm...
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Friday, July 27, 2007
Battle of the Internet Meme Superstars
BAS RUTTEN vs. TAY ZONDAY FITE FITE FITE
Friday, July 20, 2007
Thursday, July 19, 2007
TEH POWR
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Friday, July 13, 2007
ICAHN HAS CHEEZ N'MACARONI
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http://icanhascheezburger.com/
it's a 77boadrum thing
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Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Mistakes were made
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
ha, I say
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