Wednesday, October 31, 2007

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"It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors and it was about the size of the moon.. We watched it for ten minutes, but none of us could figure out what it was. One thing's for sure, I'll never make fun of people who say they've seen unidentified objects in the sky. If I become President, I'll make every piece of information this country has about UFO sightings available to the public and the scientists."





Monday, October 29, 2007

what u thot was cuet is not cuet


now this is cuet at this time

gray lady knows where it's at


right here, proof of meme

"A Google search of “Jonathan Papelbon” and “closer” yielded 365,000 results.
A search with Papelbon’s name and “saves” produced 317,000 results.
Finally, a search of his name and “dancer” netted a whopping 314,000 results.
So there are nearly as many results connecting Papelbon to dancing as there are linking him to saves, and there are almost as many for him as a dancer, his hobby, as there are for him as a closer, his full-time gig."


Friday, October 26, 2007

YouTuberStar of the Week!

kickin' it mad old school, lagoon style

dancing lessons














Thursday, October 25, 2007

who are we being for halloween?



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previously

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The Next Big Shoe to Drop

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Monday, October 22, 2007

Coverage of 2008 Presidental Endorsements Continues

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

people are sending sounds on the internets still



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(works only in a boston accent)


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vs.
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previously

dizziness is a problem amongst the youth

help fight dizziness in our time donate to tip jar

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Listen UP, former Youtuberstar

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Friday, October 12, 2007

Youtuberstars to Make You Wanna Twirl



If you know the name of this song, please let us know.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

pepper spray will be sufficient


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Beating a Dead Meme

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Friday, October 05, 2007

I can has YouTuberstar?


I'm all alone today in the googlefritz compound, and deliberately circumventing the checks and balances of parliamentary democracy that usually governs YouTuberstar selection. Today, the tyrant I will deliberately impose a youtuberstar that defies the established rules of the genre!

Lady and gentleman I present, after advising you strongly to lower your volume all the way, Luke Larsener. Old news to the internets but first in our hearts, this week , a champion.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

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One Year after our First Post, a selection of "classic" posts for your delectation...


In The Beginning it was all about the numbers. First post.

How Are We Stopping Shaq?

The Googlefritz Origin Myth

WAY out in front of the memewave

A brief foray into celebrity reportage

Figuring out the formula: make an inside joke that nobody gets


Two Words. Spatulas.


You Need Monkey Balls. Find out why.

Key Political Coverage for 2008. Stay Tuned.


A big Thanks to all our fans around the world...
Don't forget--we want to see YOUR results. In the comments!

Progress is slow


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meme of the day


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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

singularity roundups




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Monday, October 01, 2007

Diminishing Enthusiasms


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That's Queens for you


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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Clearly, the imagination of our fetishists is wanting

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Monday, September 24, 2007

There. We said it.

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

This will soon change.

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

mesmerised by juggalo lore


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Test Cricketers of Note


Ian Peebles
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Leslie Gay
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Willie Quaife
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Curly Page
Artie Dick
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Salman Butt
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Hammy Love
Ashley Woodcock
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Izak Buys
Tip Snooke
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Blessing Mahwire

Googlefritz: Bringing You Tomorrow's Trends, Today




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Friday, September 14, 2007

We salute you, youtuberstar of the week


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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

my record collection is eclectic


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Friday, September 07, 2007

lady and gentleman I present the next president of the united states


http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com



10. To prove the United States of America has two Governments and they are Government #1 and Government #2 and I own Government # 1 a Private Ownership named Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) a Government of all the Intelligence agencies in The United States of America and in All International Countries in the World a Nationalization in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

34. To Prove the government owes me Zillions of Dollars in money and is refraining to pay me and my business Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

56. To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.

66. To Prove America is America.

67. To Prove these perpetrators are trying to stop me from running for President of The United States. They are Vice-President Dick Cheney, Former Vice-President Al Gore and their Assessors. They keep killing my mother and our family the evidence is on my mother’s and our Criminal Intelligence Electronic Surveillance Health Recorder. I do not want these perpetrators to kill my Mother.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Just Cuz I'm Thoughtful


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Be Forewarned, Unwary Prospect

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genre update



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Thing, Thing a Thong


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Did you mean: The Thing Remains the Theme

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

robble robble


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Why do we kill 53 dogs to show people that killing 8 dogs is wrong?






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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Disgusting, but Topical

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Monday, August 13, 2007

a refreshing beverage hot or cold

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Friday, August 10, 2007

What D.C. is Reading on the August Break

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Thursday, August 09, 2007

too soon?


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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Undiscovered Web Slang

ONY = "Only in New York" - Sarcastic. Indicates banality.

OT = Over Trolled, i.e. why this threat has become useless

CTS1H = "Can't Type - Surfing One-Handed"

CTITREK = "Can't Type - IT Recording Every Keystroke"

TLBE = "Thought Lost Before I Hit 'Enter'" - shorthand lament for the trillions of incomplete blog posts.

EBOD = Eat a Bag o' Dicks -- Best response to Glenn Reynolds

(0) = Indicates typist passed gas (often mistaken for slow metal band whose 15 minutes are nearly up).

YIRBBT = Yeah I read boingboing too

TDTUFPOM = Take down that ugly flickr picture of me

Underdocumented Areas of Expertise


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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Hungry.....

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emerging vocabularies


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Probably Unanswerable, But Still Curious

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Monday, August 06, 2007

Just b/c it needed to be said.


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Key Demographic Splinter Groups




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Thursday, August 02, 2007

All You Need to Know About Where We Blog

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Loose Lips Sink Ships


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Monday, July 30, 2007

Ahead of the meme curve

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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Perfectly Acceptable!

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Hmmmmmmm...


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Friday, July 27, 2007

Blatant Cross-Marketing with Obscure Indie Film



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All New Music Day at Googlefritz


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Battle of the Internet Meme Superstars


BAS RUTTEN vs. TAY ZONDAY FITE FITE FITE

Friday, July 20, 2007

Thursday, July 19, 2007

tzatziki, tahini, or maple syrup?



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TEH POWR


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Friday, July 13, 2007

ICAHN HAS CHEEZ N'MACARONI



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http://icanhascheezburger.com/

it's a 77boadrum thing



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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Mistakes were made


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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

ha, I say


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