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Lady and gentleman I present, after advising you strongly to lower your volume all the way, Luke Larsener. Old news to the internets but first in our hearts, this week , a champion.

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One Year after our First Post, a selection of "classic" posts for your delectation...


In The Beginning it was all about the numbers. First post.

How Are We Stopping Shaq?

The Googlefritz Origin Myth

WAY out in front of the memewave

A brief foray into celebrity reportage

Figuring out the formula: make an inside joke that nobody gets

Two Words. Spatulas.

You Need Monkey Balls. Find out why.

Key Political Coverage for 2008. Stay Tuned.


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lady and gentleman I present the next president of the united states

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66. To Prove America is America.

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