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HEY REMEMBER WHEN FRIDAYS WERE YOUTUBERSTAR DAYS?

SOME NOSTALGIA THERE UNDER THE LINK. THEY ALWAYS PUT SOMETHING THERE BUT I BET U NEVER CHECK RIGHT

SO ANYWAY I WAS IN ENGLAND

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TEH TOP TEN OF 2008 FTW

Thomas Function - Celebration
Cheap Time - Cheap Time
Sic Alps - US E.Z.
Group Inerane - Guitars From Agadez
GAS - Nah Und Fern reissue
Vast Aire - Deuces Wild
Emeralds - Solar Bridge
Gnarls Barkley - The Odd Couple
AFCGT - 10" EP
Girl Talk - Feed The Animals
Sun Araw - Beach Head
Valet - Naked Acid
Ducktails - II
Hank IV - Refuge in Genre
New Radiant Storm King - Drinking in the Moonlight
Roots of Chicha: Psychedelic Cumbias From Peru
Jay Reatard - Single Reissues
Wavves - Wavves (tape)
DJ Female Convict Scorpion - Frosoblomster

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don't blame me, I voted for Camacho

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he wants us to post:

A WORD ON STATISTICS
by Wislawa Szymborska
(translated from the Polish by Joanna Trzeciak)

Out of every hundred people,
those who always know better:
fifty-two.

Unsure of every step:
almost all the rest.

Ready to help,
if it doesn’t take long:
forty-nine.

Always good,
because they cannot be otherwise:
four — well, maybe five.

Able to admire without envy:
eighteen.

Led to error
by youth (which passes):
sixty, plus or minus.

Those not to be messed with:
four-and-forty.

Living in constant fear
of someone or something:
seventy-seven.

Capable of happiness:
twenty-some-odd at most.

Harmless alone,
turning savage in crowds:
more than half, for sure.

Cruel
when forced by circumstances:
it’s better not to know,
not even approximately.

Wise in hindsight:
not many more
than wise in foresight.

Getting nothing out of life except things:
thirty
(though I would like to be wrong).

Balled up in pain
and without a flashlight in the dark:
eighty-three, sooner or later.

Those who are just:
quite a few, thirty-five.

But if it takes effort to understand:
three.

Worthy of empathy:
ninety-nine.

Mortal:
one hundred out of one hundred –
a figure that has never varied yet.

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