Tuesday, January 29, 2008

WE MISS NOTHING

Be Very Afraid Of Our Omnip.
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WE PWN TEH INTERNETS


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Friday, January 25, 2008

Tragic Results



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Thursday, January 17, 2008

can't you see that Ron Paul is tearing us apart?



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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

OK this is what I was waiting for

baseball, I'm done with you, you're dead to me now.

thanks for the memories.

congratulations, Goose.

punks in sloppy typing shocker




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Sunday, January 06, 2008

Unusually Sincere, and Results Mean Nothing




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Friday, January 04, 2008

Da Do Ron Ron


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International YouTuberstars of Mystery

originally intended as part of a dance lessons segment, the star power here on display is too mighty to be be contained. Stand back and marvel at the creative force that is Angolan breakdancing.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.



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Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Likely excuse


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Monday, December 24, 2007

Solidarity!

How Are We Undermining The Corporatist MAN This Holiday Season?

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

question of the person of the year of the magazine


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Monday, December 17, 2007

My Favorite Scottish Whiskeys, by Elmer Fudd


1) Wagavuwin
2) Gwenwivet
3) Wafwoig (I wuv the peat!)
4) Johnny Wawkew Wed, on the Wocks
5) Bwuichwaddich

Friday, December 14, 2007

youtuberstar is ponk ronk




Tyvek is actual cool dirgeful band of detroit who should be super big in 5 minutes.
high volume warning is in effect.

Monday, December 10, 2007

surprising lack of retort



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Friday, December 07, 2007

Tis the Season



YoutuberStar of the Week, Salut!

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

More Punk is Not Possible



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Monday, December 03, 2007

more dance lessons


the soulja boy



zydeco kitchen style



moshing kitchen style

newsworthy


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