Wednesday, March 21, 2007

ha, I say


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Friday, January 05, 2007

happy gnu jeer


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Friday, December 22, 2006

last chants 2 ordre b4 XXXMAS


thids not SPADNM

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edifying results



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Friday, December 15, 2006

polonium is no joke


Batman: [reading a riddle] What has yellow skin and writes?
Robin: A ball-point banana!
Batman: [reads the second riddle] What people are always in a hurry?
Robin: Rushing people... Russians!
Batman: So this means...
Robin: Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck!
Batman: Precisely, Robin!

when rastas in movies say bloodclot, the dubbed tv version should say shazbot













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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

We need a real definition, AKA there's a first time for everything

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Monday, December 11, 2006

Really, it's the point of this whole exercise


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Saturday, December 09, 2006

reason #1 that the earth will soon implode


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Thursday, November 30, 2006

I'M IN UR FLICKR, TAGGIN UR FOTOS



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the best in football naming


1) Domonique Foxworth
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Saturday, November 25, 2006

DID SOMEONE SAY SPATULAS!?!?!?

RRRRAAAAAAAARRGGGH!


Friday, November 17, 2006

I never put anything in my ear except my elbow



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the Top 10 Celebrity Stars Who Pick Their Noses And Totally Eat It

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Why, Captain, are you hungry?

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many repubs pwnt

stand back you fool it will kill us all


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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I'm afraid I must insist


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Friday, November 03, 2006