Tuesday, October 10, 2006

heffalump rump

too much information:


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[17:07] mxxxxxx: my worst fear at this point
[17:07] axxxxxxxxx: my worst fear is elephant rape
[17:07] axxxxxxxxx: young male elephants in Pilanesberg National Park and the Hluhluwe-Umfolozi Game Reserve in South Africa have been raping and killing rhinoceroses; this abnormal behavior, according to a 2001 study in the journal Pachyderm, has been reported in ‘‘a number of reserves’’ in the region. In July of last year, officials in Pilanesberg shot three young male elephants who were responsible for the killings of 63 rhinos, as well as attacks on people in safari vehicles.
[17:07] mxxxxxx: ha

Maybe the Supreme Leader will know

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Monday, October 09, 2006

a simple truth

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Looks like I'll have to answer this myself

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one more thing bothering me


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all your in jokes are belong to us

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Thursday, October 05, 2006

the bollywood Disco Stu

off with his head

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meta

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Did you mean: did you mean?

New Wave of Antarctic Laptop Metal


____----====**CLIMATOLOGIST is coming**====----____
2xLP "ENDLESS FUCKING WINTER" on GATE FOLDED BLOOD RED vinyl includes ACTUAL PENGUIN GORE from HEART EATING RITUAL


These warnings begin to sound as stockyard: THIS THEY IS VERY LIMITED. THIS THEY WILL VERY PROBABLY ALREADY BE FROM THE PRINTED MATTER UNTIL YOU READ THIS. WE TOOK the LAST 50 COPIES AND WE WILL NOT NEVER BE IN PLACE WE TAKE MORE!! LIMITED LIMITED LIMITED!!! but as all well stockyard, it pays in order to it is careful the reasonable advices that are included in, and in this case the advices would be choice one from ayto'.ton above fast as before they go their for good. A outline in the splinters is long in the environmental "file of work" from CLIMATOLOGIST , that circulates in the South hemisphere deep knowledge of labels, lp only, that is pressed densely red in vinyl and as can you had supposed EXCEPTIONALLY LIMITED. This part that renders CLIMATOLOGIST the files so much powerful and it charms is Ekkxoh's property of disposal and environment, so much here takes it explores a entire album of chills and depressing atmospheres. But this is not clean environmental musical, his environment is only obvious when it is compared with the dense complex healthy world of other of climatologist releases. This is not static environment, no in less, these is real songs, not only creepily swooshings and simple drones. The outline is always as a entire file fjagme'no above better blacks of intros metals, but here, each one skliragwgej'taj outside in the really musical narratives. The skeletjkoj' numbers, the bent and shimmer guitars darkly beyond ominous pri'zontaj the sad secondary key crinoy'n. What few percussion is there, it hovers ghostlike under a washing of blackened swirl. The entire file is wrapped in a foggy investor of starlit skies and dark underground passages. Froths sound band in the infelicity and the horror, the death and the death.

pretty sure not funny

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enduring freedom spatulas

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not true

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Don't any of you people know how to have a good time?

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No doubt a more widely shared sentiment than the results would suggest

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"Healthy Woman Roof"



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see also:
Demon Bird Moth Balls

no, I think those are howlers


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notlob

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genesis

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[13:34] axxxxxxxxxx: lol
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[13:38] mxxxxxx: damn
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[13:39] axxxxxxxxxx: ha
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[13:45] mxxxxxx: ha
[13:46] mxxxxxx: but what about the aforementioned with the suffix .blogspot.com/
[13:46] mxxxxxx: ?
[13:46] axxxxxxxxxx: is it too bloggy?
[13:46] mxxxxxx: fair degree of blogishness

Dutch band alert


Mast Gummen & the Terrace

these guys played last night down at the Earwig & Castle. Hot Licks! I think they are stopping next in Indianapolis, check it out