Monday, September 29, 2008
NEW LOW, HASBRO


I CANT BELIVE IT MYSELF BUT THIS WEEKEND I BROKE UP A GIRL FIGHT. TEH SHAME DIDNT HIT UNTIL I TURNED AROUND & I SAW THE SAD FACES OF SPECTATING SMOKERS. WELL THERES NO TAKIN IT BACK, FELLAS
DEBATES?: LIKE THE BARD SAYS FULL OF SOUNDS & FURY SIGNIFYING NOTHING
AND MODERN DAY WARRIOR MEAN MEAN PRIDE, TOO
DONT WORRY PUNKS YOULL GET YR BLOG BACK FOR ROCKTOBER
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--BRAD NEWS (still AWESOME)
Friday, September 26, 2008
FUC!!!!!
FUC I TOTALLY KICKED THE LAMP SOCKET OUT THE WALL AND ITS TOTALLY DARK IN HERE FUC
GOTTA KEEP THE BRAND ALIVE DUDE
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GOTTA KEEP THE BRAND ALIVE DUDE
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HAVE I MENTIONED THAT IT IS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
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THAT BONO GUYS PRETTY COOL I THINK WHAT DO YOU THINK PLEASE LEAVE NOTE IN COMMENTS K? NO COMMENTS SO FAR
GOT MY EYE ON THIS DUDE
WHATS MORE HARDCORE THAN A BLACK FLAG NECKTIE? I DIDNT THINK SO
hey WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BTW SHIT LAME AND RED HOT AWESOME?
GGFRITZ AND GGFRITZ WITH BRAD NEWS, PPL!!!!!!!
-- BRAD NEWS
He can't debate Barack Obama because he's got to go to Washington and save the economy? It's like the biggest 'dog ate my homework' in history.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
ROUGH BEAST, WHAT
SO I GOT OUT MY OLD ALLIGATOR COSTUME... I REALLY LIEK TO KNOCK THINGS OVER WITH THE TAIL
ITS NOT A SEX THING, HEY HALLOWEEN IS COMING
Did you mean: "RENEGADE GUEST BLOGGER"
MORE LIKE WORLD"S GREATEST COCKBLOCKER, AMIRITE?
OH YEAH I CHANGED YOU PASSWORD< style="text-align: justify;">-- BRAD NEWS
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
FUC U TALKIN BOUT ALIENATING A READERSHIP
MAN UP BOYS & GIRLS THIS IS TEH BRADSTER KEEPIN IT ALL TOO REAL
THIS GUYS LIKE A TOTAL DICK I MEAN I USED TO WORK AT UNION OYSTER AND I COULD TOTALLY GET A BEER THERE WHEN I WAS LIKE 19
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2) ACE & THE GANG - DESTROYER (FROM BEFORE)
3) JAMES GANG -- ALL THAT JOE WALSH SHIT
4) ALL THE REST OF JOE WALSH SHIT
5) DUDE! ALMOST FORGOT 2122
666)METALLICA NUF SAID
"Attention all planets of the solar federation
We have assumed control." - NEIL FUCKIN' PEART
-- BRAD NEWS
THIS GUYS LIKE A TOTAL DICK I MEAN I USED TO WORK AT UNION OYSTER AND I COULD TOTALLY GET A BEER THERE WHEN I WAS LIKE 19
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3) JAMES GANG -- ALL THAT JOE WALSH SHIT
4) ALL THE REST OF JOE WALSH SHIT
5) DUDE! ALMOST FORGOT 2122
666)METALLICA NUF SAID
"Attention all planets of the solar federation
We have assumed control." - NEIL FUCKIN' PEART
-- BRAD NEWS
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
NUH UH

DID NOT SAY I WAS FOR MCCAIN
I'M A LIBERTARIAN I'M JUST SAYIN THEY BOTH MAKE GOOD POINTS.
GOTTA HAVE FAITH IN THE SYSTEM, SCRO!!
BOUT GET BALLS DEEP IN SOME BREFFUS BURRITO
HOLLA CHA BOI
“I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men.”
– Sir Isaac Newton, after losing a fortune in the South Sea bubble
-- BRAD NEWS
OUCH, VOLATILITY DUDE
BEEN LOSING A SHIT TON OF MONEY DAY TRADING YO. THIS BLOGGING SHIT BETTER TAKE TEH PAIN AWAY. SHORT MY EATS!
ISLAY SMS. THAT"S MY SHIT.
BONG BONG IS COOL BY ME BROS. CAN'T THE BLOGS GAT ALONG? THIS IS RAD.
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-- BRAD NEWS
Monday, September 22, 2008
TOTALLY RADICAL
EASE UP DOGGY U MAD
IMA BLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS
JUST CHILL AND ILLEGALLLY DOWNLOAD The BEST ROCK NO MONEY CAN BUY:
KISS/DESTROYER
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-- BRAD NEWS
IMA BLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS
JUST CHILL AND ILLEGALLLY DOWNLOAD The BEST ROCK NO MONEY CAN BUY:
KISS/DESTROYER
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-- BRAD NEWS
'SUP BROHEEMS
somebody is slackin'
um weren't we assposed to have a guestblogger in September? The ancient enemy (broingbroing) has the happy mutant Rushkoff (BLOG WAR!)... we need to fight fire with meteors!
Where in the world is Brad News?
Where in the world is Brad News?
Friday, September 19, 2008
how to ignore a grand piano
YOUTUBERSTAR FRIDAYS IS BACK
please enjoy this offering of christian 3rd wave ska... SONSEED!
bonus fail:
please enjoy this offering of christian 3rd wave ska... SONSEED!
bonus fail:
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
diminishing returns
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Thursday, September 11, 2008
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Monday, September 08, 2008
Friday, September 05, 2008
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
copycat moistures? BLOG WAR!
http://www.google.com/search?q=what+to+do+if+inside+of+grill+gets+wet
everybody's doing the fritz
them too
grrr
GOOGLEFRITZ IS YOUR FRIEND
READ ONLY GOOGLEFRITZ
everybody's doing the fritz
them too
grrr
GOOGLEFRITZ IS YOUR FRIEND
READ ONLY GOOGLEFRITZ
Friday, August 29, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
the F-Bomb index of celebrity enthusiasm
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Labels:
classic googlefritz,
edifying results,
profanity
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
Friday, August 08, 2008
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
what makes a man start blogs?
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Friday, August 01, 2008
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
freedom isn't free
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Monday, July 28, 2008
Creation Myths, plus Dancing Fat Kid
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Creation,
edifying results,
epic fritzing,
Fat kid
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
new aphorisms
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