Friday, March 14, 2008

I certainly did not


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Friday, March 07, 2008

dealbreaker


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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Any Takers?



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Friday, February 15, 2008

remember Rule 34


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Monday, February 04, 2008

WWJVF?



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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

WE MISS NOTHING

Be Very Afraid Of Our Omnip.
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WE PWN TEH INTERNETS


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Friday, January 25, 2008

Tragic Results



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Thursday, January 17, 2008

can't you see that Ron Paul is tearing us apart?



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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

OK this is what I was waiting for

baseball, I'm done with you, you're dead to me now.

thanks for the memories.

congratulations, Goose.

punks in sloppy typing shocker




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Sunday, January 06, 2008

Unusually Sincere, and Results Mean Nothing




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Friday, January 04, 2008

Da Do Ron Ron


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International YouTuberstars of Mystery

originally intended as part of a dance lessons segment, the star power here on display is too mighty to be be contained. Stand back and marvel at the creative force that is Angolan breakdancing.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.



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Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Likely excuse


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Monday, December 24, 2007

Solidarity!

How Are We Undermining The Corporatist MAN This Holiday Season?

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

question of the person of the year of the magazine


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Monday, December 17, 2007

My Favorite Scottish Whiskeys, by Elmer Fudd


1) Wagavuwin
2) Gwenwivet
3) Wafwoig (I wuv the peat!)
4) Johnny Wawkew Wed, on the Wocks
5) Bwuichwaddich

Friday, December 14, 2007

youtuberstar is ponk ronk




Tyvek is actual cool dirgeful band of detroit who should be super big in 5 minutes.
high volume warning is in effect.

Monday, December 10, 2007

surprising lack of retort



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Friday, December 07, 2007

Tis the Season



YoutuberStar of the Week, Salut!

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

More Punk is Not Possible



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Monday, December 03, 2007

more dance lessons


the soulja boy



zydeco kitchen style



moshing kitchen style

newsworthy


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Friday, November 30, 2007

YouTuberStar All About The Snark



We at Googlefritz blush at our tardiness in discovering this beauty. In our defense, we can say it was worth holding out for comments as good as these.

YouTuberstar of the week, Salut!

TheSnareBeast (2 days ago)
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That little girl is so disgusted to be on the boat with him.
DarthSchwartz (1 week ago)
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The new definition of PIMP!!!
gsp1179 (1 week ago)
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The dutch were cryogenically frozen in the 80's and were all recently un-thawed apparently.

Listen to those stupid cheesy synths
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This explains a hell of a lot about the Dutch really. I have visions of being forced to lay beneath a glass-top table and this little Eric Cartman chap doin' his groove thang...
SirLoin1987 (1 week ago)
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Best Shit ever ! Please Poop on my chest!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

the cutthroat world of cheez biznis






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Monday, November 26, 2007

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Can I Second That?

We hope your holiday was better than the Results suggest.

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Amen.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Thanks for the Results


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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Gov. Huckabee Gains Key Endorsement

What -- or who -- is next? Well-placed sources in both D.C. and several GOP campaigns tell Gfrtiz, that Gov. Romney is furiously courting the remaining influential retired-pro-wrestler lobby, many of which have already fled to the former Governor of Arkansas.

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As you can see, it's not working too well so far.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Told You So


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previously

Friday, November 16, 2007

Scooby-Doo's Favorite NBA Coaches


1) Reff Ran Rundy


2) Raurice Reeks


3) Rott Riles


4) Rat Riley


5) Ran Ran Rundy


6) Ravery Rohnson


7) Regg Ropovitch


8) Roc Rivers


9) Ron Relson


10) P.J. Carlesimo

YouTuberStar of the Week!

what can be said about a classic?
when we here at googlefritz headquarters heard this mighty R&B styling, any & all contenders were out of the race like THAT. (I just snapped my fingers.)
feel the love.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

birds have rights



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Previously Undisclosed Pwnage


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Monday, November 12, 2007

True Then, Wrong Now.


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Friday, November 09, 2007

Hello, Youtuberstar!

Continuing the the recent Googlefritz trend of mashing music and new dance, we salute the Youtuberstar of the Week (YOW) and provide the following without further comment.

popular delusiables and the madness of crowds



Tuesday, November 06, 2007

what are we googling today


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Friday, November 02, 2007

YouTuberStar of the Week!



This week's Youth Uber Star is an up-and-coming young artist from France, or Belgium, or something, and gives her unique take on the Kobaiian stylings of prog greats MAGMA. Rock on, Jade!

Dream Jobs 2008



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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

tiz the season



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"It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors and it was about the size of the moon.. We watched it for ten minutes, but none of us could figure out what it was. One thing's for sure, I'll never make fun of people who say they've seen unidentified objects in the sky. If I become President, I'll make every piece of information this country has about UFO sightings available to the public and the scientists."