Tuesday, September 11, 2007

my record collection is eclectic


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Friday, September 07, 2007

lady and gentleman I present the next president of the united states


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10. To prove the United States of America has two Governments and they are Government #1 and Government #2 and I own Government # 1 a Private Ownership named Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) a Government of all the Intelligence agencies in The United States of America and in All International Countries in the World a Nationalization in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

34. To Prove the government owes me Zillions of Dollars in money and is refraining to pay me and my business Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

56. To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.

66. To Prove America is America.

67. To Prove these perpetrators are trying to stop me from running for President of The United States. They are Vice-President Dick Cheney, Former Vice-President Al Gore and their Assessors. They keep killing my mother and our family the evidence is on my mother’s and our Criminal Intelligence Electronic Surveillance Health Recorder. I do not want these perpetrators to kill my Mother.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Just Cuz I'm Thoughtful


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Be Forewarned, Unwary Prospect

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Disgusting, but Topical

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Monday, August 13, 2007

a refreshing beverage hot or cold

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Friday, August 10, 2007

What D.C. is Reading on the August Break

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Thursday, August 09, 2007

too soon?


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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Undiscovered Web Slang

ONY = "Only in New York" - Sarcastic. Indicates banality.

OT = Over Trolled, i.e. why this threat has become useless

CTS1H = "Can't Type - Surfing One-Handed"

CTITREK = "Can't Type - IT Recording Every Keystroke"

TLBE = "Thought Lost Before I Hit 'Enter'" - shorthand lament for the trillions of incomplete blog posts.

EBOD = Eat a Bag o' Dicks -- Best response to Glenn Reynolds

(0) = Indicates typist passed gas (often mistaken for slow metal band whose 15 minutes are nearly up).

YIRBBT = Yeah I read boingboing too

TDTUFPOM = Take down that ugly flickr picture of me

Underdocumented Areas of Expertise


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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Hungry.....

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emerging vocabularies


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Probably Unanswerable, But Still Curious

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Monday, August 06, 2007

Just b/c it needed to be said.


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Thursday, August 02, 2007

All You Need to Know About Where We Blog

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Loose Lips Sink Ships


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Monday, July 30, 2007

Ahead of the meme curve

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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Perfectly Acceptable!

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Friday, July 27, 2007

Blatant Cross-Marketing with Obscure Indie Film



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All New Music Day at Googlefritz


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Battle of the Internet Meme Superstars


BAS RUTTEN vs. TAY ZONDAY FITE FITE FITE

Friday, July 20, 2007

Thursday, July 19, 2007

tzatziki, tahini, or maple syrup?



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TEH POWR


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Friday, July 13, 2007

ICAHN HAS CHEEZ N'MACARONI



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it's a 77boadrum thing



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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Mistakes were made


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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

ha, I say


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Friday, January 05, 2007

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Friday, December 22, 2006

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Friday, December 15, 2006

polonium is no joke


Batman: [reading a riddle] What has yellow skin and writes?
Robin: A ball-point banana!
Batman: [reads the second riddle] What people are always in a hurry?
Robin: Rushing people... Russians!
Batman: So this means...
Robin: Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck!
Batman: Precisely, Robin!

when rastas in movies say bloodclot, the dubbed tv version should say shazbot













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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

We need a real definition, AKA there's a first time for everything

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Monday, December 11, 2006

Really, it's the point of this whole exercise


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Saturday, December 09, 2006

reason #1 that the earth will soon implode


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Thursday, November 30, 2006

I'M IN UR FLICKR, TAGGIN UR FOTOS



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Saturday, November 25, 2006

DID SOMEONE SAY SPATULAS!?!?!?

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Friday, November 17, 2006

I never put anything in my ear except my elbow



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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Why, Captain, are you hungry?

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stand back you fool it will kill us all


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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I'm afraid I must insist


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Friday, November 03, 2006

Thursday, November 02, 2006

diminishing returns


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I just can't stop saying

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