Thursday, February 26, 2009

less filling



Results 1 - 6 of 6 for "drink beer, not war". (0.16 seconds)

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

search keywords of the justified seekers


what are we googling to get to googlefritz this month?



1) "heffalump rump"

2) thierry's spatula description

3) "did you mean" "did not match any documents"

4) 0.49 seconds

5) "vajayjay is for lovers"





Youtuberstars today: the band formerly known as two thirds of the Sun City Girls perform the national anthem of a cool country, "I Deal A Stick".

Monday, February 23, 2009

Your search - "twiterary criticism" - did not match any documents.





Results 1 - 10 of about 843 for "twit for twat". (0.14 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 585 for "twitty twister". (0.17 seconds)


Results 1 - 10 of about 536 for "twitters never win". (0.27 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 69 for "winners never twit". (0.65 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 332 for "bulltwit". (0.24 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 281 for "twittering twits". (0.10 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 215 for "show us your tweets". (0.24 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 183 for "too legit to twit". (0.48 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 190 for "Craving for Tweets" (0.26 seconds)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "the twits just keep coming". (0.36 seconds)

No results found for "did someone lose a twit?".
No results found for "hit it or twit it".


No results found for "heart all a-shitter".
No results found for "will tweet for cock".
No results found for "I twatted a leopard".
No results found for "will tweet for snood".
No results found for "his vorpal blade went twitter-shaq".

No results found for "two great twits that twat great together".
No results found for "trespassers will be twittered".
Your search - "this parking lot under twitterveillance" - did not match any documents.
No results found for "this blog will be twittered".
No results found for "this relationship will be twittered".

No results found for "I am twitting in a room".
No results found for "the revolution will not be twitterfied".

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No results found for "blumpies before humpies".

Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "enema shenanigans". (0.23 seconds)

No results found for "too many pee-pees and hoo-has".

No results found for "fuck you I have no sense of humor".


Saturday, February 14, 2009

V-Day Sympathies






No results found for "You had me at 'hella cool'".

No results found for "we met at the webinar".

Friday, February 13, 2009

BRAIN STORM! MAAGIC!

Results 1 - 1 of about 0 for "I totally know what the fuck I'm doing". (0.49 seconds)




this is making the rounds and is basically a must see if you want to understand what I am talking about


this canadian dances to music and I just remembered how much this is the best song


in keeping with youtuberstar tradition, this is more of a I dare you to watch the whole thing thing
not bad but aesthetically brutal. kinda like a peter tork monkees song meets Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job. skip the presenters.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

es gibt nichts



No results found for "I am the Lorax, I blog for the trees".

RESULTS BAILOUT PLZ



if you're an avid recreational googler like myself, you've probably noticed that google started giving results in a totally fucked way, just to fuck with us. Rest assured, the googlefritz board of directors is working hard to counter this aggression, and we will find new ways to deliver RESULTS to you: the blogworshiper. Brad News and The CockPunching Robot are just establishing their office on Avenue Q and once the lobbying starts in on the new administration we will see RESULTS.

Google: IN QUOTES MEANS IN QUOTES

Google: DO NOT ASSUME I SPELT THAT WRONG I AM HIGHLY INTENTIONAL HERE


Results 1 - 8 of about 6 for "sit down and shit up!". (0.51 seconds)

Results 1 - 7 of about 5 for "Symbionese Libation Army". (0.42 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 388 for "Croatian underwear seamstress". (0.31 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 107,000,000 for "werid". (0.15 seconds)

Results 1 - 2 of about 37,600 for GGOGLEFRTIST I KEEELL U!!!!. (0.48 seconds)

Monday, February 09, 2009

Scooby-Doo's Favorite Science Fiction Authors



1) Risaac Rasimov

2) Rhilip Ray Rick

3) Rurt Ronnegut

4) Roctavia Rutler

5) Ren RacReod

6) Riain Ranks

7) Ranisław Rem

8) Ruce Rerling

9) Rarlan Rellison

10) Douglas Adams

Friday, February 06, 2009

it's sad really


No results found for "I friended Kevin Bacon".




this is teh hotness at this hour

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

a new index for unpopularity


Results 1 - 10 of about 11,800,000 for 'fuck the economy". (0.23 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 2,020,000 for 'fuck Hitler". (0.24 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 428,000 for 'fuck Stalin". (0.31 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 259,000 for 'fuck Duke". (0.26 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 139,000 for 'fuck Bernie Madoff". (0.29 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 75,600 for "fuck Obama". (0.31 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 47,600 for "fuck that guy". (0.34 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 29,000 for "fuck the Pope". (0.36 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 21,100 for "fuck George Bush". (0.20 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 17,600 for "fuck Britney Spears". (0.30 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 13,100 for "fuck high school". (0.33 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 4,260 for "fuck the Lakers". (0.30 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 3,320 for "fuck Radiohead". (0.28 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 3,020 for "fuck breast-feeding". (0.45 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 2,580 for "fuck T-Pain". (0.35 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 935 for "fuck G.G. Allin". (0.33 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 759 for "fuck Saddam Hussein". (0.27 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 474 for "fuck Ian MacKaye". (0.37 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 282 for "fuck Jello Biafra". (0.32 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 215 for "fuck Lemmy". (0.34 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 147 for "fuck the King of Thailand". (0.81 seconds)

Results 1 - 6 of 6 for "fuck Krusty the Clown". (0.30 seconds)

Results 1 - 4 of 4 for "fuck Harry Houdini". (0.58 seconds)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "fuck the wild man of Borneo". (0.57 seconds)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "fuck Charlie Gasparino". (0.32 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 35 for "fuck Dave Thomas" Wendy's. (0.59 seconds)
Your search - "fuck Dave Thomas" Pere Ubu - did not match any documents.